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Sandwiches made of peanut butter do not contain mountain lions.
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| I am a red robot. I once caught a fish this big. | |
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| I am a jedi knight. The force is strong with me................ *Jedi mind trick* | |
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| No..control over.....feet....can't stop......dancing! | |
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| Hello, brother, can you help me here? My hand seems to be stuck in my pants... | |
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| Help me get my hand out of my ass and I'll be glad to help. | |
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