fugobo

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if life were a whore, i'd pay to fuck it and then talk to it for a while instead and make myself feel more like it'd want to fuck me, and then let it leave, and then stalk it for a couple weeks and then pick it up one night only to murder it with a large dull pickaxe. but life is a slut-whore-bitch, not a just a whore.

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it's all in the timing.

by fugobo
4-25-01


	so one day a chicken walks into a bar and says "put em up!" And the bartender says "what do you mean 'put em up.' this isn't a bank!"


	And the chicken says "I know!" And the bartender says "okay!" and then the chicken leaves the bar and kills himself.

no i did not know what i was typing when i started.


	that was the punchline.


	I get it. HAHAHAHA!!!

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