All comics by funnykid

 

by funnykid
12-11-05
hello mr robot. how are you?
error: complete sentence! How are you what?
what?
error: complete sentence!!
but that's not a complete sentence.
ummm...hibernate on!

 

by funnykid
12-11-05
mr robot and dexx continue their conversation
do you understand metefores?
error: incorrect spelling!
what? metefores?
error: incorrect sentence completed!!
what?
sorry

 

by funnykid
12-11-05
i'm so sad. my aunt and uncle hate me.
harry potter, you are a wizard and a maniac wants to kill you! but you survived his killing curse as a baby.
oh. well, i must be really powerful then!
nope. in every book someone saves your sorry butt. you're acually slightly less than average.

 

by funnykid
12-11-05
who are you?
oh, i'm ron. my dad's in the ministry of magic.
wow! you must be a cool kid here!
Nope. i'm an untalented loser.
well, no one likes YOU except me then.
acually, a girl called hermione will have a crush on me, even though i'm stupid and sort of a jerk.

 

by funnykid
12-11-05
i'm professer snape, and i'm your teacher. harry potter, where would you find a freyuhfjdjh?
how the hell am i supposed to know that??
9000 points from griffindore!! Cursing!
we don't even have any points yet!!
1000000000000000 points from griffindore

 

by funnykid
12-11-05
wanna hear a joke?
okay.
poop!! haha!!
thats not a joke.
oh, i think it is.
HAHAHAHAHA!!

 

by funnykid
12-11-05
wow, the chamber of secrets has been opened!
oh my god, my hot sister has been kidnapped!!
where am i?
i'm voldemort, and i can control snakes! also the diary you talked to, not in this parody, was me!!!!And now, you must die.
To be continued...
oh no, a snake!!

 

by funnykid
12-11-05
I discovered cowboy physics!
....Those rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves! Hahaha!
Hahaha!
keep reading...

 

by funnykid
12-11-05
heh...
be patient....

 

by funnykid
12-11-05
oh. Sorry.
LINE!!

 

by funnykid
12-11-05
Would you care to buy a life-prolonging drug, sir?
No.

 

by funnykid
12-13-05
Hey! A phoenix!
i'm here to save you by giving you a dirty old hat.
hey! you pecked his eyes out!
now i'll go away and be a coward.
hey! wait! there's a sword here!
noooooo!!! now i'll die!

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
wow. what is this?
I have no idea.
it's like limbo.
they're getting rid of limbo.
but I__
oops

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
hello, I'm in a hurry, I__
hello sir, would you like the new cheesey pellets?
no, I__
would you like to try a classic burger? or a semi-classic burger? or a bacon cheeseburger?
30 minutes later...
I JUST WANT A DRINK!!!
oh. would you like fries with that? or cheesey fries? or chili fries?

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
you ever wonder what bush is trying to pull?
I__
he's such a moron, and screws everything up, and is a total JERK!
I'm a republican.
did you see that seinfield last night?
....

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
hello, this is channel 3 news. tonight, we look at what's happening in strip city.
tonight's story is about two girls struggle to survive oppresion and hate. here is footage caught on tape.
test

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
we were abused and thrown around.
we were in unfunny joke after unfunny joke.
then came the day when asiangirl1 attemped to slit her wrists.
I think I'll slit my wrists!
holy crap!
thankfully, she had only one stiff and limited pose. this has been channel three news.

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
what a great day, hahaha!!
what's that smell?
HOLY CRAP! A BODY!

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
I'm gonna rape you!
no! HELP!
ahkahk!! he RAPED me!!!
oh, GOD!
jeesus, this is bad. are you okay?
I'm scarred for life!!

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
hello
hello funnykid, how do you like it in strip city?
it sucks.
who cares about your opinion, you only have two stars.
what? you ASKED for my opinion. come back here!!
did YOU hear something mr. hammer?

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
oh wow. BigEvilDan!
HOW MANY STARS DO I NEED TO BE NOTICED???

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
oh, awesome! Brad!
you are a plague of SC!!!
okay, this is ridiculous. I have TWO stars, so what?
TESSSSTTTT!!!!!
but I__
TESSSSTTTTTT!!!!!

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
ah. luckyguess. YOU understand.
wait. you have two stars now.
oh, dear god, this is not happening!!
drop dead, funnykid.
what the heck???
DROP DEAD!!

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
Robert, have you ever been in love?
yes, but you always step in and screw up my chances at picking up a chick.
wow, I'm an ass.

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
that's the girl I like.
that dog is so cute!

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
alright, go up to her and tell her what you think!
got it.
I think USC should have won the rose bowl.
what?
what did I do?

 

by funnykid
1-07-06
hi Brad.
someday, I will ban you.
that's funny!
that was not a test.

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
Hari_Nezumi is an ass.
hey, that's my mother you're talking about.

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
Hari_Nezumi is really an ass, and I'm going to do something.
yes? what?
FLOOD HIM!!
go ahead.
he is so totally banned.

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
when I look into fire I see hate and love.
a conflict between worlds and endless consuming...
you're burning the burgers.
I know.

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
I'm logging off now.
that was pointless

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
your arms are crossed quite differently than mine.
yes, but mine are much more classicly set.
this method is much better though, you stay warmer.
really? great, I'll try it.
so, you wanna go watch some seinfeld?
when don't I?

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
Hari_Nezumi is an ass.
that's my donkey you're talking about.

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
hello, Hari_Nezumi?
yes?
you're an ass.
DRAT!! you found me out!

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
I'm killing myself.
okaydoke
well i suppose i killed myself for nothing, then.

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
alright boy, it's dinnertime.
what an idiot
don't you hate stickman?
yea.
it occurs to me he'd be okay if he didn't dye us pink.
or if we weren't floating heads.

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
it's my old school chum. I don't want to see him. it's been years, it'll be akward.
i'm sure he'll want to get together again. back away...
WHEW. thank god he didn't notice me!

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
how are you, boss?
I have the avian flu.
that's good.
what??
hopefully the asses in the office will catch it and die.

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
how do you like the party?
THIS IS THE BEST BEACH PARTY EVER!!!!!!
oh, no. the toilet just backed up.
I'm not drinking a cup of the fresh saltwater?

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
OMFG!! LOL LOL LOL!!
WHUTSO FUNY N00B!!??
BOINKY33 IS FUNY AND I LAFF AND HES LIKE 7 PEPEL ON THE SITE I TINK!!
LMAO!!! LEWL!! LOL!! I WUZ FUNIED 2 CUZ I AM AN CHATR
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!!!
BOINKY33 IS TEH FUNY

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
who's it from, hon?
The People's Court. they say I sit around on the jury, and laugh when some crappy quip is made.
that sounds lovely, dear.
you will then be beaten horribly by your friends for appearing on the people's court.
that's nice honey.

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
you're pretty.
you're hideous.

 

by funnykid
1-09-06
test
we're going to be banned for plagerism.

 

by funnykid
1-10-06
LOL LOL LOL!!
WUT IS IT N00BY???
I DICUVERD BIGEVILDAN
LOL HES TEH FUNY
LOL!! LEWL!!! LMAO!!
LOL!!

 

by funnykid
1-10-06
80 out of 100 people will die before age 39.
so your chances of living past 39 is 20% , but only if you're a millionaire, or else it's 15%.
oh?

 

by funnykid
1-10-06
Jesus they crusify cuz he must die...
...death on teh cross is really BOSS!
we're all chillin' at this public killin'!!!!
Has my heart stopped beating yet?

 

by funnykid
1-10-06
crabby is good

 

by funnykid
1-10-06
possums is worm

 

by funnykid
1-10-06
ROAR!!
i'm on a diet
oh. suck

 

by funnykid
1-10-06
brad, i'm angry. you're letting funnykid on your site.
i have to.
yea? you know what he's wasting internet space with?
what?
I'm a kitty cat. and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance...

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