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Our Lord, TB addresses the house
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| Whereas I am effortlessly hip, and stylish, you are hideous and weak. | |
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Perhaps the Tories weren't thinking...
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| Whereas I am clearly not likely to emerge from the dark at night and engage in bloody slaughter, you are quite the psychopath. | |
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| Whereas I am impressed by your party's most recent choice in leader, you're still an old fogey and no reason for me not to spend the election campaign with my other finger up my ass. | |
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| Andrew Neil thinks I'm cool | |
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