Okay, cowpokes, keep breathing and I'll tell you about the mystery of childbirth! It's a beautiful and wondrous thing! I'm sure you will agree! Here we go...
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Now picture this. You're out on the plains, see? You and your trusty mule, Lulubell. And she's about to give birth. She lays down and starts moanin' and groanin' and squirmin'!
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And all hell breaks loose! The head pops out, and there's blood, and gravitons, and rotor turbines flyin' everywhere! And the baby makes this sound like, "RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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