Not exactly. I'm an avatar who represents your typical American. You could say that I represent America. But to make things easy, you can call me America if you like.
So, explain it to me, America. How did *he* become President?
Have you ever had beer goggles? When you get drunk a girl seems awfully attrractive, until you wake up with her the next morning... and she's just awful.
So?
So... Have you ever chugged half a keg of Pabst Blue Ribbon for breakfast on Election Day?
