Why I would never go to a Star Wars convention

Author: fzh

Date: March 1, 2005

by fzh
3-01-05
At 1:00 we'll hold a contest to see who's Darth Vader costume is the best, and at 2:00 we're burning ewok stuffed animals in a giant bonfire.
I love ewoks! They're my favorite part of the Star Wars universe!
hold on just a second.
Why are you looking at me like that? What are you doing with those sticks painted like lightsabers? Those things look pretty sharp...