This is certainly an interesting resume. Why don't you tell me a little bit about your previous jobs?
Well, I have skills in leather crafts, sheep herding, beadwork, weaving, felching, witch hunts, toast, macrame, Sumo wrestling, origami, meat, hiking, biking, making friends, glassblowing, skydiving
I see...
I have been a mechanic/welder mostly from age 16 to 32 as a small equipment mechanic, toasters, bicycles, steam locomotives, vibrators, catapults, Cuisinarts, cannons, NASA launch vehicles, rickshaws
Yes, well....
Everything I say is true, verifiable & easily proveable in the United States supreme court with True Justice. If anyone tells you differently tell me and I'll tell you their crimes against the Reich
