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by gabe_billings
6-15-01
At the nearby Monty Python festival...
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock!
Say, donkey cock. Why don't you mosey on over here and let me show you a good time?
No problemo, chief. I bill @ $500 an hour with a four hour maximum. And I don't take checks.
Funny how our trip to Vegas certainly was a comedy of errors. Where the fuck are we, anyway? Neptune?
Computer readouts show an atmosphere of 38% methane. Which leads me to believe that ^somebody^ just farted & it smells like ass.
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