Au Pair to the Rescue

Author: gabe_billings

Date: May 18, 2004

by gabe_billings
5-18-04
How are things going on the baby front?
Great. I just found this website where you can order 18 year old Swedish girls to watch your kid and perform other, uh... chores.
You mean an au pair?
That's it! You've heard of them?
Heard of them? We've got one. Why do you think I'm not wearing pants?
You magnificent bastard.