The New Me

Author: gabe_billings

Date: August 18, 2001

by gabe_billings
8-18-01
Who's the letter from?
Brad. He writes, Dear Gabe. Dexx drew your character so you don't need to use the exploding dog stickmen anymore.
Yeah, right. Have you seen that thing? It's a freakish love child of Mr. Clean and Popeye in a polo shirt.
I hear that. You got a pen on you?
So what did it say?
It said, 'Dear Brad. Why don't you go shit in your hat? PS - Get a haircut, hippie.'