Have the Sommelier Shot

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 17, 2007

by gabe_billings
3-17-07
So what do you think?
Interesting. Nice bouquet... delicately flavored. Crisp.
Lemon peel, honeydew... A touch of mint, perhaps? Long on the finish.
You pretentious fuck! That was some white grape juice I pissed in.
I thought I detected a hint of asparagus.