Milkshake

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 22, 2007

by gabe_billings
3-22-07
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
What the fuck does that mean?
I have this trap for boys in my yard and I bait it with milkshakes. They love that shit.
And what do you do when you catch them?
I GRIND THEIR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD! Seriously, though... we play Stratego. What did you think we did?
Nothing, really.