Star Trek, Ho!

Author: gabe_billings

Date: February 5, 2008

by gabe_billings
2-05-08
I know you're a big Star Trek fan, so I signed you up for a fan club. You're now a Platinum member of the Trekker Society of America.
Wow, what a cool... Wait. The TSA? That's not a Star Trek fan club, you moron.
Are you sure? What about all the forms I filled out?
You got me on a bunch of terrorist watch lists. This says 'Mufasa Bin Power' is on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted list.
Whoops. I guess you're not getting the Worf Collector's Plate after all.
I hate you, Gabe Billings.