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I am a beast
piss off man. im phat, you know.
phat.... riiiigggghhhttt
watch me morph into a woman!!!!!!!!
...
damn, im a clown....

 

nothing to do....
there isnt even a background!
Lazy bastard of a comic creator!!

 

hey Millie
I got a letter today Mr Ass
What is it?
it says my wife left me, and i will die soon because of chronic cancer in the left side of my brain
sucks to be you
get outta there cancer... cmon....

 

KING WEATHER SEZ: http://www.weather.com/weather/local/20003
PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ASS ROCKED BY WEATHER!!!!!!!!!!1
Fav-rah!
sneew tornaders
dont go there Queenie
ass rockings by the SNEEW TORNADERZZZZZZZZZZ!

 

you cant see me!
....
i gotta get to class
ill see ya then

 

Meanwhile, in the dark tundra of New Jersey...
where the hell are my pants??
if i told you....
I WOULD TAKE YOUR LIFE
okay
i thought youd never ask

 

In Millie's Cave-Home of goodness
any ideas?
no not really
hmmm... my pants' ranson letter
really?
it says i owe the IRS 3000 dollars
im out of here...

 

where can i get 3000 dollars, Limey?
im over here Millie
.....
where can i get 3000 dollars, Limey?
you are so stupid...

 

oh man, i forgot my constipation pills again...
things all blurry... hallucinating...
ughhhh...
have you seen my pants, Miss?

 

how about some Shakespeare? my pants likes that.
ahem....
it is the east and Juliet is the sun

 

i have coffee
I have cheese
coffee cheese
woooo!
whatsa matta f'you?

 

I will get you back, somehow.
yeah right. im outta here

 

Galactic Blackbird would like to apologize for the abstractness of the previous strip
he doesnt actually look like Gabe, but he will have to do.
thank you very much, and remeber, i love you
what?

 

as it ends up, Millie's Pants were in her pile of ashes...
by Sam Hill!! Tarnation!
Mister Ass has been voted in as president....
woop dog!!
and this poor guy is lost getting to class. Poor guy.
311... where is 311...

 

so what arouses you Red?
im sorry to say, horses.
you mean, women on horses?
*thinking*
....
yeah that too

 

WAhhhhhhnnaaaa
NANANANANANA!
president is me. who are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
i... i dont know

 

FI-ARH!
my name is Wigu Donkey. I think i love you

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