Phat! by galactic_blackbird1-06-02 I am a beast piss off man. im phat, you know. phat.... riiiigggghhhttt watch me morph into a woman!!!!!!!! ... damn, im a clown....
Im so lazy by galactic_blackbird1-06-02 nothing to do.... there isnt even a background! Lazy bastard of a comic creator!!
i love you cancer :-* by galactic_blackbird1-06-02 hey Millie I got a letter today Mr Ass What is it? it says my wife left me, and i will die soon because of chronic cancer in the left side of my brain sucks to be you get outta there cancer... cmon....
sleet dawg! by galactic_blackbird1-06-02 KING WEATHER SEZ: http://www.weather.com/weather/local/20003 PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ASS ROCKED BY WEATHER!!!!!!!!!!1 Fav-rah! sneew tornaders dont go there Queenie ass rockings by the SNEEW TORNADERZZZZZZZZZZ!
Millie: The Quest For Her Pants (Part One) by galactic_blackbird1-13-02 Meanwhile, in the dark tundra of New Jersey... where the hell are my pants?? if i told you.... I WOULD TAKE YOUR LIFE okay i thought youd never ask
Millie: The Quest For Her Pants (Part 2) by galactic_blackbird1-13-02 In Millie's Cave-Home of goodness any ideas? no not really hmmm... my pants' ranson letter really? it says i owe the IRS 3000 dollars im out of here...
Millie: The Quest For Her Pants (part 3) by galactic_blackbird1-13-02 where can i get 3000 dollars, Limey? im over here Millie ..... where can i get 3000 dollars, Limey? you are so stupid...
Millie: The Quest For Her Pants (Part 4) by galactic_blackbird1-13-02 oh man, i forgot my constipation pills again... things all blurry... hallucinating... ughhhh... have you seen my pants, Miss?
Millie: tQfHP by galactic_blackbird1-19-02 how about some Shakespeare? my pants likes that. ahem.... it is the east and Juliet is the sun
Millie and Tillie commenting on the series of pants strips by galactic_blackbird1-19-02 i have coffee I have cheese coffee cheese woooo! whatsa matta f'you?
Trigger Happy Squirrel by galactic_blackbird1-21-02 I will get you back, somehow. yeah right. im outta here
Your not getting my Bud Light (R) by galactic_blackbird1-21-02 Galactic Blackbird would like to apologize for the abstractness of the previous strip he doesnt actually look like Gabe, but he will have to do. thank you very much, and remeber, i love you what?
lost getting to class socks by galactic_blackbird1-28-02 as it ends up, Millie's Pants were in her pile of ashes... by Sam Hill!! Tarnation! Mister Ass has been voted in as president.... woop dog!! and this poor guy is lost getting to class. Poor guy. 311... where is 311...
I lo0ve horses. by galactic_blackbird2-01-02 so what arouses you Red? im sorry to say, horses. you mean, women on horses? *thinking* .... yeah that too
preside, president! by galactic_blackbird2-01-02 WAhhhhhhnnaaaa NANANANANANA! president is me. who are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? i... i dont know
dont discriminate! COPULATE! by galactic_blackbird2-01-02 FI-ARH! my name is Wigu Donkey. I think i love you