garagedroppa

pm : info

I am bored. All the fuckin' time. My inspiration? THE UNIVERSE AND ALL IT'S UNTOLD MYSTERIES. I'm deep like dat.

Parsnip the Depressing Goat

by garagedroppa
7-24-11

In the lab...


	Well, I've done it, Parsnip. I've built a time machine.


	Well I guess you do have alot time on your hands after your wife left you. It's been a very sad life for you ever since. Sometimes I wonder if you're heart is still beating. You're OLD, Doc.


	Well, I guess I know if you're heart's still beating. Hey, that looks painful. Can I try it? Oop, wait the gun's covered in blood. Don't wanna get my hands dirty.