WWJD? by gavin11-21-01 Hey Jesus, WWJD? Uhmm..I think I'd do you. Jesus, that's not very nice of you to say! Wha? Didn't you ask "Who Would Jesus Do"? DOH!
With A Name Like Hentai, It's Gotta Be Good! by gavin11-22-01 I AM GOING TO RAPE YOUR TINY LITTLE PINK HOLE!!!! Oh, like that little tentacle is gonna fill my gaping cunt....no way short stuff. Tentacle rape just ain't the business it used to be. *** S I G H *** I shouldn've gone into insurance like my cousing Stu.
Strange Love by gavin11-22-01 Mr. Jenkins, I just wanted to tell you that your daughter is pregnant. Well ain't this a fucking Jenny Jones moment!!!!!! Well, and also I'm gay and in love with your son....but the baby is his. Oh...a Springer moment. I stand corrected.