All comics by gazin

 

by gazin
5-15-06
Oh yeah, right the intro... crap, I'm out of panels...

 

by gazin
5-15-06
Hello. I'm randomly IMing you. Where do you live? A/S/L?
What's this link? Tubgirl? Lemme see this...
As a side note, do NOT go to there unless you need permanent scaring.
Victim number 28.
HOLY CRAP! MY EYES!

 

by gazin
5-15-06
Yeah, okay. I'm Gazin and this is my comic...well, my second comic. This will have a fucking storyline. Clearing things up.
So, I will now bring in other characters and backgrounds.
It all fits into place.
I say! I have appeared!

 

by gazin
5-15-06
Meh. Your in.
Hi, I'm here for that job as a comic character.
Cool! So where do I put my stuff? I need a good wage, a place to stay, and my opening check.
Sorry, can you say that again? All I heard was an incomprehencable amount of crap.

 

by gazin
5-15-06
Hm...I hate drunks... ya know what, I hate bars. Why am I here?
Ya know what, I'm gonna do something rebelious, something that will tell those fat bastards called the American Congress something...who the hell put that phone there?
*french anthem*
Shut up. I'm sending a mass spam hate mail to the congress that has a virus.
Is it the cold? Malaria? HIV?

 

by gazin
5-16-06
Hey man. How you been?
Just campaining agains't that dick who keeps saying video games are "bad".
Chuck Norris?
No, that idiot who everyone listens too despite the fact that he's a dumb ass.
Jack Thompson?
Him and Bush... I wonder if they are working together...

 

by gazin
9-07-06
Lets see if anyone sent me any mail...
...
Ooo, electricity socket.
Hate mail, spam, and porn... which do I read first?

 

by gazin
9-07-06
Okay...whatever your name is, you have to go out there and fix the sun. You've been chosen for this because... cuz.
So go, what's your name, save the earth and yourself! And god speed.
This suit has a toilet.
Later that same day...
"Opening for comic character available. Contact if interested." Pure genius.

 

by gazin
9-07-06
So, what makes you think it has what it takes to be in this comic?
CUZ I AM 1337 DOOD. U R NOOB! ZOMG1 ROFL!!!111ONE
So what qualifications do you have?
Well, you'll see I have a resume that is more than acceptable for this two bit lawyering firm... this is a lawyering firm application right?
You got the job. I have given up.
You smell like my aunt's cat!

 

by gazin
9-07-06
You know what, lets get somethings down. What our names are.
Beer tastes like sin.
Now using this computer that's randomly appeared, we shall discuss our options. The internet shall have many names for us to consider.
I like the name Betsy.
After many hours of debate, confusion, surfing the net, and drinking brandy...
Okay, so we've narrowed it down to Franz and Quentin for me. For you, we have Billy-Bob, Blue, and Betsy the hardcore tamborine eater.
Look! Oprah!

 

I don't know when I started being mad... probably when my feet were abused by transvestite monkeys...
You know too much already.
by gazin, 9-07-06

 

by gazin
9-07-06
Okay, now that we have names Blue, we have to explain why we have homes. Well, why I have my home you've invaded.
I like my feet Franz.
"You see, I work for a small business firm. We are a multipurpose company..."
Franz, did you start the fire in the west wing?
"And Blue is an aspiring actor, working currently on the play, "The man named Juliet."
Why Juliet? Why? Why have you forsaken me?
You know to much.

 

by gazin
9-07-06
So then my boss says...
Wait, someone else is telling a joke behind us. Lets convieniently turn around and look at them.
So then I said, your an idiot. The blender isn't mean't to give you a new hairstyle. But by then he was bleeding everywhere...
Most amusing.
Be sure to give him too many memos.
Pure genius my witty friend.

 

So your saying that he slipped onto your dagger, and then when you tried to get it out, you proceded to gut and cleave him?
Percisely.
by gazin, 9-07-06

 

by gazin
9-07-06
I don't know, the pink dress would be nice but it would be a bit too dignifying. It might over impress them.
Okay, instead, how about we make Juliet wear it. A tranvestite named Juliet. It's a great idea.
You know, suddenly I realized how pretty you are.
Aw, how sweet. Thank you.
So, wanna get married and have an albino kid named Denim?
I'm off to the bar to try and drown out what he just said.

 

by gazin
9-07-06
Hey sexy! *hic*
I came here to think, not to be harrassed by girls.
Denying it only makes me like you more. *hic*
Whatever.
Did I mention how much I hate Blue?
I'm suddenly warming up to you.

 

by gazin
9-07-06
Good morning sunshine.
Wow do I have a hangover. What did I do last night?
We became friends and you agreed to be apart of the comic.
Wierd. I need some cheerios.
What really happened last night...
Now can I be in the comic?
I already said yes.

 

by gazin
9-07-06
Can interest you in some stolen credit cards?
Hm....
After maxing out three times...
Okay chimp, you are gonna be our occasional punchline. I hope you're up for the job.
I do say, this gentlemen is quite the racontuer. I find his antics rather amusing.

 

by gazin
9-07-06
This computor room is great. We all can surf and talk at the same time.
Whatever.
So, what you looking at?
I'm just sending some jack ass a virus.
OH MY GOD! MY COMPUTOR GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK! My feet are rebeling against my hands now!
Wow, it's almost too easy.

 

by gazin
9-07-06
Have you seen Blue anywhere recently? He's been gone for ages.
I have no idea what so ever.
Meanwhile on a distant planet...
I'm here for the taco's we ordered.
Glur splor glip glere kaka! (Trans: Boys, our order is here!)

 

Guess what? I got us some tickets to Bermuda thanks to my great performance!
Wow, good job. Today you get an extra cookie after dinner.
by gazin, 9-07-06

 

by gazin
9-07-06
Okay, lets make sure everyone's here. Me, check. Blue, check.
Mary, check. Blue's getting Chum. So check in about 1 hour.
Holy crap! You could of warned me Sir Chum! Pickle!
I say, you could of knock before you intruded my daily excretement.

 

by gazin
9-08-06
Okay, what the hell did you do you complete ass?
I stabbed the pilot in a fit of joy.
Well, I thought I was the one who was gonna take everyone down with him.
Fit of joy, fit of joy!
Better finish my will on this on board computer.
I will copy you in a fit of joy.

 

by gazin
9-08-06
Well chum, it's you and me now. Nothing to eat but coconuts and... hey, is that a bunch of corpses?
A few months later...
Well, we've run out of people and coconuts. I have to say though, Mary was rather tasty... were did you get that banana?
Give that here or I'll eat it with a side of monkey guts.
I'm quite lucky that I stored this fruit in my rump. I'll enjoy the brown spots I'm sure.

 

by gazin
9-08-06
It's on Chum!
Eee! Eee! Oo oo ah ah! (Trans: I accept you gentlemens duel!)
One fight scene later...
So much pain...
That banana was delectable!

 

by gazin
9-08-06
*ignore*
They threw me out again.

 

by gazin
9-09-06
Dude, this is rediculous. I try to throw you out of the series twice and you come back. Gazin, make up your fucking mind.
Who's Gazin?
I don't know... I just suddenly had the feeling that that's gods name...
Look! Our miraculous rescue is in the next panel!
That was eventful.
Quite.

 

by gazin
9-09-06
Okay to replace Mary, we need a knew character.
Astounding.

 

by gazin
9-09-06
Somewhere on the urban streets...
What in the hell is that?
Kill all carbon based lifeforms!
Back to our... um... I use Hero's very loosely.
And there are reports of robots attacking on the streets of everywhere.
Tunafish.
Robots killing humanity!!!
Not my fault... wait, what?

 

by gazin
9-11-06
So, you killed any carbon based lifeforms recently?
Yeah. Gets kinda boring but that's how the world goes. Gotta kill those carbon based lifeform, I tell ya.
Hey look! Here comes one now!
Time to get some new organs!
I'm telling you, I've gotta check these guys out. Seeing cold hard steel ripping limbs and gouging eyes should be like a spectator sport.
My hand says we are doomed. Refering to me and him.

 

by gazin
9-11-06
And so fights break out.
You're mine bitch!
Okay. Fine. It's on.
And so another does.
You're eye's are mind bee-otch!
The hand... the hand...

 

Wow, I didn't know that his organs would spell out "splat!"... cool.
by gazin, 9-11-06

 

by gazin
9-11-06
Meanwhile, the President takes action.
So Mr. President, what are your plans to stop this?
Well, you see, we plan to try and find the man who is responsible for this... hey look, he's behind you.
You're next.
Wow, I'm gonna die a virgin.

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