Are you there Cthulhu, It's me, Retar.

Author: gelatin

Date: February 5, 2001

by gelatin
2-05-01
Barely audible over the guttural moans of sinners.....
So like I said, my soul for her not being sick. Can it ever be a deal?
Your creepy persistance is loathsome. Therefore, I Lucifer, decline.
My plea bargain was all shouts in the quiet God kingdom.
Jesus said this is the only way...
Hold on, sorry, dad says "NO"! Good try though. Maybe you should try Cthulhu. Couldn't hurt any worse than this did. Idiot.
Deep in Appalachia, a moonshine still drones over my rejection.....
Her condition will worsen. I must continue.....
Cthulhu does not give even two shits about you. SILENCE!!!!!!