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by giantkicks.com
2-21-01
he's so great!! he's so great!! he's so great!!
she tells everyone i'm great but she never takes me out.
ah-hah, the hot line to the desk job..now what was that new guy's name..
HEY!! COME BACK HERE!!..i thought you were going to..ah, whatever.
Hey!! does anyone know the new guy's name?

 

by giantkicks.com
2-21-01
I'm sqeezing my nipple!! I'm squeezing my nipple!!
Well that's an auspicious hobby!!
I'm sqeezing my nipple..I'm squeezing my ni...?
And I'm a hobbiest commentator, travelling the world to bring wholesome hobbies to the public at large. Can I interview you for my next episode?
I'm sqeezing my nipple!! I'm squeezing my nipple!!
Well everyone I guess his answer is yes!! Let's roll out the equipment and get started before he blows a circuit. Hurry up you laggards!!

 

by giantkicks.com
2-22-01
SATAN WATCHES THE NEWS TOO!!
Napster has finally been beaten thanks to the fine work by lawyers for Metallica..bla, bla..Lars stated..bla, bla..Lars..bla, bla, bla...
hmmn...no more Napster huh? Freedom in the internet crushed by that puke Lars huh?
Asshole talks
brush your teeth asshole breath!!
Yes I'm Lars. It's a wig. I'm wearing it cause I'm getting death threats which are totally uncalled for (that's right people, no death threats). Look, it's our money. We earned it. We'll crush Napster
Instructions Served. Watch out Asshole!!
Lars...
...yes M' Lord..

 

by giantkicks.com
2-24-01
i don't care if she phones. i don't want to go out with her. she's selfish and doesnt care about me.
Dude!! Is she gonna call or what?
i don't know yet...she's looking at me...just a sec...she closed her eyes...i guess she's thinking...just a sec man...chill
FUUUUCK!!! he drives me FUCKING nuts!
we're waiting...

 

by giantkicks.com
2-25-01
giantkickin skeleton searches for KAI
where's that FUCKING KAI bitch?
KAI is not here.
KAI is not here.

 

by giantkicks.com
3-10-01
Mullah Mohammad Omar commands the destruction of Icons
For Islam, you must destroy all icons, including those 180 foot tall stone carved Budda sculptures from the firstcenurty ad.
maybe I should get IconFactory.com too, while I'm at it.
the people of Afghanistan celebrate.
Ha, hah, ha. My brother, we have shown the world we mean business! Ha, hah, ha!
Ha, hah, ha. Yes my brother, we Afghan Islams mean business! Ha, hah, ha!
Ha, hah, ha. Yes, Islams are mean business! Ha, hah, ha!
Ha, ha, ha. Islam business is mean! HA, HAH, HA, HA, HA!!

 

by giantkicks.com
3-23-01
during a week of intensly unsettling changes in his personal life, giant surfs into a lowpass comic that unsettles him a little more...
the giant struggles to maintain his center, but his personal life has taken it's toll...
out for a walk, giant, shaken by doubt, has to sit...
...maybe she means me. she never comments on my e-mail...maybe she thinks i've done things to death...maybe she wants me to stop sending her mail...why is my hair black, when i just did it ash blonde?

 

by giantkicks.com
3-23-01
still reeling from events in his personal life, giant can be found sitting around pondering cause and effect
i still don't understand why my hair isn't ash blonde...
the effects he's pondering, seemingly have no cause. until..
oh, oh...
i read your latest post... was that about my strip perchance? it wasn't about you, silly. i wasn't thinking of anyone specifically when i made that.
with a little outside encouragement, he begins to realise his role in cause and effect..
uh...maay-bee..
stop whimpering or i'll give you a giant kick and you'll be shitting doc martens for the next 2 weeks.

 

by giantkicks.com
3-24-01
giants imagination tries to take advantage of his unsettled mind..
..even if we resolve the other issues, we are still left with one that is insurmountable. i do not, cannot imagine, having..
..my hair is still not ash blonde, and now my imagination is looping our "break-up"conversation..great, now i'm loopy..
..sometimes he sits and stares out his window, looking at the people in buses and walking down the sidewalk, watching them move through space, thinking about time, pondering love.
..whoa, my chair feels like a park bench..
..though he realises that ultimately they've made the right decision, he decides to see a therapist...
..hey little buddy..

 

by giantkicks.com
3-27-01
unable to see his ash blond hair, something in giant kicked a few dimensions at odds to each other..gradually becoming invisible he wandered around his apartment looking for a giant. in the mirror he
hey, where am i?
i must be asleep at a friends. must be having one of those weird assed out of body experiences or something..
not trusting his explaination, giant went out looking for some way to disprove his invisiblity
well, here goes..
hey!! get your hands off my ass!!
his public excursion refuted his anonymity. even though looking at his reflection in a store window he noted that his hair still wasn't ash blonde..
..oops, sorry, i thought you were someonelse..
oh, that's okay. you're sure a hottie with your ash blond hair!!

 

by giantkicks.com
3-27-01
unable to see his ash blond hair, something in giant kicked a few dimensions at odds to each other..gradually becoming invisible he wandered around his apartment looking for a giant. in the mirror he
hey, where am i?
i must be asleep at a friends. must be having one of those weird assed out of body experiences or something..
not trusting his explaination, giant went out looking for some way to disprove his invisiblity
well, here goes..
hey!! get your hands off my ass!!
his public excursion refuted his anonymity. even though looking at his reflection in a store window he noted that his hair still wasn't ash blonde..
..oops, sorry, i thought you were someonelse..
oh, that's okay. you're sure a hottie with your ash blond hair!!

 

by giantkicks.com
3-27-01
unable to see his ash blond hair, something in giant kicked a few dimensions at odds to each other..gradually becoming invisible he wandered around his apartment looking for a giant. in the mirror he
hey, where am i?
i must be asleep at a friends. must be having one of those weird assed out of body experiences or something..
not trusting his explaination, giant went out looking for some way to disprove his invisiblity
well, here goes..
hey!! get your hands off my ass!!
his public excursion refuted his anonymity. even though looking at his reflection in a store window he noted that his hair still wasn't ash blonde..
..oops, sorry, i thought you were someonelse..
oh, that's okay. you're sure a hottie with your ash blond hair!!

 

by giantkicks.com
3-27-01
unable to see his ash blond hair, something in giant kicked a few dimensions out of alignment.. gradually becoming invisible he wandered around his apartment looking for an explaination..
hey, where am i?
maybe i'm asleep at a friends. must be having one of those weird assed out of body experiences or something..
finding nothing inside, giant went out looking for some way to disprove his invisiblity
well, here goes..
hey!! get your hands off my ass!!
his public excursion refuted giants anonymity. even though looking at his reflection in a store window he noted that his hair still wasn't ash blonde..
..oops, sorry, i thought you were someonelse..
oh, that's okay. you're sure a hottie with your ash blond hair!!

 

by giantkicks.com
3-30-01
wrestling with his grasp on reality and his role in society, giant is harrased by a demon
maybe i didn't use ash blonde in my hair after all. maybe it was ash black..
hey you stupid puny idealist. your ideals are getting you nowhere. come to the dark side ..renounce idealism. lets kick ass.
giant notices the demon taking liberties with his psyche, stirring up trouble..
i think it's time to move on..
hey, all you sleeping demons, wake up. he's distracted. quick, get over here..let's crush him.
the demon is foiled...
drats!! never mind. the puny idealist has left the building..

 

by giantkicks.com
4-03-01
kicking it seems so pointless..

 

by giantkicks.com
4-03-01

 

by giantkicks.com
4-27-01
email: giant, wazzup man? you haven't posted in a while..
...obviously i'm too busy..

 

by giantkicks.com
4-29-01
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by giantkicks.com
5-08-01
...there's the mike...and here comes..
..giant...i wonder what he has to say..
...uh, i don't know what's going on here, but, uh, i'm, uh, actually ash blonde...
..well folks...there you have it...

 

by giantkicks.com
8-17-01
..after 'apocalypse now redux', savina and giant sit on a boat roof ..it's cold ..it's 12:30am ..they snuggle to stay warm
..ha, ha ..you're such a victim ..ha, ha ..i can walk all over you ..ha, ha ..did you see those colours? ..ha, ha ..they're in the sky ..ha, ha
..no, i don't see any colours ..it must be from the vitamins you've been using all week ..victim? ..what do you mean? ..you can't walk all over me ..damn, i shouldn't have eaten that chocolate ..
..ha, ha chocolate? ..ha, ha ..i'm so cold ..ha, ha ..so my english boy is a long story ..ha, ha ..i lend him money ..ha, ha ..we were on the stairs at the art gallery ..ha, ha ..it was soo cold ..
..ya, uh, i get wired ..ha, ha ..i'm hypoglycemic ..ha, ha ..you didn't answer me what do you mean victim? ..he wouldn't sit near you? what? what? what? ..sounds pretty clear to me ..he's a challenge
..they change positions numerous times ..it's a boat roof afterall; and therefore uncomfortable except for the warmth of each others body
..ha, ha don't take it like that ..ha, ha your anecdote is boring ..so what you don't like me now? ..pwew your truck is so noisy ..ha, ha
..uh huh, and how else am i to take it? ..heh ..what do you mean 'don't paint yourself. sculpt yourself'? victim, huh? ..but i worked all that shit out ..you're funny

 

by giantkicks.com
10-11-01
wanna go for sushi?
ya, but i'm kinda doing this parasite cleans thing, and sushi can be a major source of parasites. so i dunno if that's a good idea.
well, do you wanna censored and censored my censored until i censored?
uh. sure.
RedRobot waits for them to come..
come humans, and i will cook you on my fire!!

 

by giantkicks.com
1-10-02
mmmmmmm
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wow.

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