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by giblerino
1-19-01
Seven days since his last feeding
Not only do I wear underwear, but I like to eat mexican children.
.....
What, aren't you gonna scream??? SCREAM!!!
I've found his weakness! Finally, the village can live without fear!
At least give me your underwear.
Okay.

 

by giblerino
1-19-01
Three days since his last feeding
I thought you were done assaulting me and my people, Bouncy Green Shorts!!!
If you can guess my true name, I will spare your village from my lightning quick speed and ruthless killing techniques.
Hold on there, fancypants. If I guess it, you might just adopt some other less ruthless killing techniques to slaughter my friends and family.
DAMN IT, you got me!
What , did I successfully decipher your small print?
No, my name is Fancypants.

 

by giblerino
1-19-01
A fortnight since his last feeding
Yeah, thought you had escaped hadn't you? You little mexican bitch! Who's your daddy? What's my name?
Its Fancypants. How did you manage to find us in this alternate dimension? We thought we had finally escaped the brutal decimation of our feeble population.
Easy there, Reverend. I followed the secret map you had sewed into the lining of your underwear you gave me.
No, Fancypants. Those were "If found, return to:" directions.
Well, I followed them right to your abandoned city, where I found a large portal leading into your Limbo world. It was wide open.
Son of a bitch, I knew I should have paid those immigrant portal constructors in melons and not just tangerines.

 

by giblerino
2-14-01
In the eternal depths of the afterlife...
Remember that little book you and your grandpa threw together?
Hahahahaha, yeah, I did that one big chapter on YOU, right?
Hahaha, yeah... well listen to this: everyone loves it! As a matter of fact, it became one of the most popular religions in the world! And guess who they pray to?
..... I don't know... Peter?
No!! ME! Isn't that fucked up?
God damn, that's hilarious.

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