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by giblerino
A fortnight since his last feeding
Yeah, thought you had escaped hadn't you? You little mexican *****! Who's your daddy? What's my name?
Its Fancypants. How did you manage to find us in this alternate dimension? We thought we had finally escaped the brutal decimation of our feeble population.
Easy there, Reverend. I followed the secret map you had sewed into the lining of your underwear you gave me.
No, Fancypants. Those were "If found, return to:" directions.
Well, I followed them right to your abandoned city, where I found a large portal leading into your Limbo world. It was wide open.
Son of a *****, I knew I should have paid those immigrant portal constructors in melons and not just tangerines.
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