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| To our right, is a call center employee in her natural environment. | |
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| Call 1: If you don't pay your bills, we're gonna get your sheet. Call 2: Would you like to sign up for an extended warranty? Call 3: Futher your education, so that one day you can have you dream job. | |
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| The problem is that nobody really wants a yearly subscribtion fo sports illustrated, to pay their bills, or go back to school. You'd be better off in an abortion clinic. | |
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| In our country, United Awesome Land, the government gave back our money, people paid off all their debt, and everyone decided to go back to school. In other news.... | |
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| The tube says there ain't gonna be no more call centers no more they said! That ain't right! No solicitation without representation! | |
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| But, who's gonna tell me how to unplug my fancy new smartphone? | |
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