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So this one time my keyboard was dusty and i blew on it cuz compressed air is for suckers but some garlic from the garlic bagel got stuck between the keys so i tried to get that out with my fingers and accidentally sent an AIM message to my boss that said killkliokilliokill cuz it was stuck at the junction of k, l, i, and o, and i accidentally hit enter with my pinky and now my boss thinks i wanna kill Miss Cleo and that i am a bad speller, which sucks cuz my job is a government job tutoring English so i'm pretty much screwed. Thank god for bureaucracy, cuz at least it's taking them forever to sack me.
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by goffedog
12-21-03
The turbaned one gets the message, but doesn't pay attention.
I am not here to kill you. I am here to warn you that some fucking idiots will throw an egg at you from a car and drive off yelling "I hate you" and "Osama!"
WEE-IRD! I just ate and I'm still hungry. WHOA - that guy's black! Hehe, not really though.
Immediately after the egging...
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I threw an egg at you from my car because I am stupid and have my friends with me. I HATE YOU!! OSAMA!!!
GODDAMMIT, GET YOUR SORRY ASSES BACK HERE YOU COCKSUCKING NUTLICKING SONS OF BITCHES!!! FUCKING PUSSIES!!! WTF!!!!!
Afterward, Turban and Steven discuss it.
Umm, maybe you shouldn't have yelled at them - there were like four of them - what if they come back?
Naw, it's cool - there were only three. Damn, I wish i had gotten their license plate. Pussies.
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