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| I am Captain Penis! Look at my entirely well-pronounced bulge! | |
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| Save my baby, Captain Penis! He has cancer! | |
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| I can't save your baby, ma'am. Cancer is an uncurable disease that plagues many innocent people. | |
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| What?? You're a good for nothing son of a bitch with an entirely well-pronounced bulge! I hate you and I hope your dick falls off into your mouth and you swallow it, and LIKE it! | |
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| Oh yea? Well your baby is ugly and should die of cancer anyway, you fucking whore!! Where's his daddy, huh? Where's his DADDY? | |
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| YOU'RE his daddy you peice of horse shit! | |
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