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| Evening, tenant. You owe me a hundred pounds. At the end of the tenancy you left one light fitting undusted. | |
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| Ah. It obviously isn't enough that I pay you an extortionate rent for a tiny flat, pay your council tax, pay to keep the place clean... | |
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| ... and, as a taxpayer, subsidise your buy-to-let mortgage tax relief that was taken away from real homeowners seven years ago... | |
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| ... all because you think your right to make a fortune sitting on flats during a property shortage is more important than everyone else's right to have a home. | |
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| Don't start all your leftie whining on me. The fact is, I'm providing a useful service. | |
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| Yeah, which you used to have to bend over for. | |
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