last night after the goth club

Author: graykane

Date: April 23, 2004

by graykane
4-23-04
This is my grave collection. I steal famous bodies & rebury them here. This is Edgar Allen Poe. There's Jim Morrison. That's Dick Sugg. He's not famous, I just thought his name's too cool to pass up.
At the goth club, when you asked me to come home with you, I was expecting something else, like you wanted to show me your bedroom or something.
Okay, come on inside then.
Fool! Don't go inside the house!!! And don't eat the mints!!!
*shouts* Nice bedroom. Wow, that music's loud! Gregorian Chants, eh? Say, are those body-piercing tools on that altar?
*shouts* This queen sleeps only with Prince Albert, so drop your pants. We've got to pierce you before my vagina gets dry.