Worst Things To Say On A Farm

Author: graykane

Date: May 2, 2004

by graykane
5-02-04
Whatch you mean that milk tasted funny? You don't appreciate what we do for you. Mama ain't got no arms, so she had to milk them cows with her mouth just so you'd have your precious cereal.
Son, you just spit chaw on my new shitkickers. Now bend over.
Dang, your pa's hung like a horse!