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by greenlntrn
10-23-04
lisa i think we should break up, its not you its me you see im going on an apollo mission into space and honestly their is no chance for us to ever be toghther?... im sorry
but your 16 Todd
so how did she take it?
i guess she took it well i mean, i did lie to her and tell her im going on a space mission.. i sapose we are still friends.
AHHH WHAT DID I DO! WHY LISA WHY!
are you todd? lisa sent me to get you come with me

 

by greenlntrn
10-23-04
Semiest you are my highest cleric angel i need you to make sure the weapons mass distruction are taken care of. alright
but your holiness their are not any weapons of mass distruction!
Damn you fox news!
IRAQ 2004
Damn you fox news!!
wheres John Stuert when you need him!

 

by greenlntrn
10-23-04
Earth 2004
i have come to earth to look for intelligent life... if you could read or tie your shoes we could use you
lets look arround
Hey look its John Kerry!
Will vote for you Kerry we love you man woo!
come kimp lets get off this planet fast!
they are of no use to us

 

by greenlntrn
10-23-04
Gee talking to inanimate objects is so much fun, hello chess board how are you , i am good i have 0 friends they are mean to me and they always leave i really want sympathy from someone but noo on....
......?
F^*% this

 

by greenlntrn
10-24-04
why the "Big brother" "Big sister" Programs should be Outlawed
I said go Away!
Want a dead fetus?
NO
it says here "as your new big bro your obligated to teake you out to dinner, play games,go to disneyland, and spend quality time together."
so were does a dead fetus fit into all of this....oh god

 

by greenlntrn
2-16-05
as your class president i will assure you that all of the staff restrooms will be clean and we will have a lactose milk for all of the kids in the lunch room and.........
damnit not again
AWAY!

 

by greenlntrn
9-12-05
this club is dope, always droping some fat beats is this what your type like to call techno? you know whith all computer beats and shit?
the cds probably skiping or something?
oh... well... right on i dig it
hey whats wrong with that track why is it skipping?
no theres nothing wrong thats mike jones... thats just how he sounds

 

by greenlntrn
9-12-05
no im not doing it
no dude seiously im not doing it were honestly to old for this stuff... a common.. you know what fine ill do it
fine.. weres the robot
here he is!

 

by greenlntrn
10-08-06
...........
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oh ok theres a sale.

 

by greenlntrn
10-08-06
no seriously man every thing will be ok
......
come on cheer up... it cant be that bad i mean look at me im cool and ok with this whole thing
......
your a talking peice of bacon.

 

by greenlntrn
10-08-06
this is not the bingo lounge
yeah it is man just digg it
are you my grandson?
sure

 

by greenlntrn
11-07-06
Uh....
hmmmm
so are we on acid or is this heaven?

 

by greenlntrn
11-07-06
I hate yellow!

 

by greenlntrn
11-07-06
ehhh kitty
uhhh i need pants!
eeeeeeeeeeh kitty

 

by greenlntrn
11-07-06
Why the Bunny man is Mad....
NO!
I said No!
Dammit I said I am not a frickin' prostitute!

 

by greenlntrn
11-07-06
I eat children
What?

 

by greenlntrn
11-07-06
it was 8 inches
huh?
the trout..
is it dead???
Now it is!

 

by greenlntrn
11-07-06
So here's the deal...
uhuh, yeah yeah
I can fire angry ticks out of my nipples, yeah for real.
for godsakes this is a holyplace!

 

scanner readings indicate that you're sexy!
by greenlntrn, 11-07-06

 

DYKE!
by greenlntrn, 11-07-06

 

I like chalk drawings!
by greenlntrn, 11-07-06

 

Im sorry baby, u still look great... come to bed.
by greenlntrn, 11-07-06

 

by greenlntrn
11-12-06
You see what you've done!?
what?
SAAAAALE!!!
shit...

 

by greenlntrn
1-30-07
so why dont you play ddr danny. it helps you loose weight,burn calories and makes you look hot for the ladies!
yeah?
oh look!
??
cheeseburger!

 

by greenlntrn
1-30-07
im really going to miss you dad, i know we didnt really get along but id give anything to hear your voice again.
pussy!

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