Why don't beautiful women throw themselves at me?

Author: greyson

Date: June 2, 2002

by greyson
6-02-02
Hey honey, lets go into another room. There's something I want to show you...
Is it the kitchen? are you going to make me a sandwich? Oh boy I love sandwiches!
Do you know what you do in this room? *wink wink*
Well, you certainly can't make a sandwich in here.
Next Episode: SEX!
Is food the only thing you think about?
Well, yeah, food. Clams, tacos, peaches, cherries, pigs in a blanket, milk, chicken breasts, pork butt, chicken thigh...