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Ron Bertrand, aka Calypso Bertrand, is a singer/songwriter and records on the GUMBOLIMBO Indie Label. Google Calypso Bertrand for more information about this artist.

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WILD RITA ~ THE PIRATE WENCH ... By Ron Bertrand

by gumboron
8-30-09

Captain Smite begins his evil deeds.


	Arrr... I've fixed it so da Wild Wench Rita will not be a problem to me mates no more!


	Glad to hear that Captain.

Imigration and Customs Enforcement comes for Rita.


	I'm Agent Sanders. You've been reported being here illegally and we're gonna send you back to Greenland.


	Greenland !?!!!

Rita finds herself in deep do do again.


	But I'm an American!


	That's what they all say.

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