A Desert Chronicle- 1 by guybrush7-30-01 The Sahara Desert- Day 23 I don't how I got here. All I know is that I've landed in the middle of the desert... ...with a chicken. I'm a rooster. Apparently, a psychic chicken. I have forseen your death. It won't be pretty.
The Oracle by guybrush8-10-01 I have found the oracle, he shall show me the truth. What is the meaning of life? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wait. He appears to be a goblin with feet for arms. Well? Do you have money? The truth comes out! No, I have just returned from being abandoned in the desert with a psychic chicken. GO NOW! Seek your fortune, then return to me!