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by hajospuunup
2-27-01
Hey Joe, where you go without spoon?
I go to fight in cage!!!
But how you fight cage with no SPOON???!?
Remember: No fight bad boy dirty!!!
True warrior not need spoon! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
AH HA HA HA HA HA I KILL YOU!!

 

by hajospuunup
2-27-01
Joe Spoon go to cage...
Hey joe-san, where you go?
I go to cage to watch man fight spoons!!!!!
AHHHHH! Only weak man go to watch, TRUE WARRIOR go to fight!!!!!
But I want enjoy pain of others!!!!!!
Remember: man in cage very wise man indeed!!!
FOOL! Only can enjoy your own pain!!!! Take ULTIMATE challenge fight yourself!!!!!
I AM MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by hajospuunup
2-27-01
Doctor, doctor, I think I have the flu
EH??

 

by hajospuunup
2-27-01
Doctor, doctor, I think I have the flu
EH??
I SAID I THINK I HAVE THE FLU
SPEAK UP DEAR I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!
I RECOMMEND EVISCERATION - NURSE, PREP HER FOR SURGERY

 

by hajospuunup
2-27-01
Joe get letter...
"Dear Joe, your father die in cage. Eviscerated through eye socket with spoon. Very painful. So sad. Did not die for 72 hours. He True Warrior for Great Justice!!!! Enhance your pain!!!! Love Mum.
Joe feel sad...
He True Warrior! I just Weak Man. Must honor family!
Wise man, he say "pain without suffering is like ocean without water"
Joe feel happy!!!!!
I LAUGH AT MY PAIN!!!!!!!! AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH
I die so you may suffer!!!!!

 

by hajospuunup
2-28-01
Joe on trial for being weak man....
Joe Spoon, you guilty of being weak man in the first degree. I sentence you to extreme pain!!
I have brought eternal shame on my family
Joe find solution!!!!
Hey I not think of that
Wait judge - if I sentenced to extreme pain then surely I become TRUE WARRIOR!!!!!
Joe get sent to prison of eternal pain. Happy day!!!!!
You look so happy in prison Joe, so I sentenced myself to unlimited agony too!!!!!!!!!
I...love...it!!!!

 

by hajospuunup
2-28-01
Another day at Dr. Deaf's surgery...
Hey doc, I keep getting these blinding headaches, got anything for 'em?
It's half past three.
No Doc, I said I KEEP GETTING THESE BLINDING HEADACHES
Ok, ok! No need to shout, I'm not deaf you know.
Uh-oh!
Oh god NO!!!!!! AAAARRRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!
So you've got Ebola eh? In that case, I recommend: IMMOLATION

 

by hajospuunup
3-01-01
Joe go to join mysterious "Pain Club"
Hey joe-san, welcome to Pain Club! Remember - Pain Club only exist in mind, ok Joe?
I am greatly honoured!! I wish to enhance my pain!!
Ohhh Joe then you come to right place!!! There are many ways for man to enhance his pain - so many ways!!! And they all hurt!!! But NEVER be like the Weak Man, Joe, for that bring dishonour to family!
AAAAAAHHHHHHH I MUST TRY THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe feel happy!!!!!
Hey slow down Joe-san! You must learn to savour your pain! So we start off gently with Pain No.1 - 'Pain by Heat'
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by hajospuunup
3-01-01
Joe go to Cage Guru to discover secret of pain...
Cage Guru, I humbly seek enlightenment. How should I enhance my pain?
Joe-san, this is a difficult question. But very important. Life without pain is life of a Weak Man!
Guru is angry!
I should attack large stranger on street then yes in hope that he fist me good?
NO! To become True Warrior one must earn his pain, not receive it like Weak Man! You must face the ultimate opponent - yourself!!!!!
Win good, happy fighter.
Must...not...dishonour...family...
Follow path of the spoons. Remember your ancestors! They only had SPOONS! NOTHING ELSE!!!!! THEY BETTER MEN THAN YOU JOE!!!!!!

 

by hajospuunup
3-07-01
Joe work at home today...
You know, working from home is not as easy as you might think
It's actually quite hard work. Well, pretty hard...well, fairly...umm it can take a lot of discipline...like today I'll spend 8 hours in front of the screen.
Ten minutes later...
Thank fuck there's an 8 hour "Quincy" special on, I thought I'd have to do some work today. Woohoo!

 

by hajospuunup
7-04-02
Joe watch tv...
This is a Public Service Announcement: Do not hammer nails into your head. It is very painful and can be hazardous to your health.
Happy ending!
I LAUGH AT MY PAIN!!!!!!!! AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH
Oh and don't cut your head off with a chainsaw either, I reckon that would hurt too.

 

by hajospuunup
7-04-02
Joe watch tv again...
Since our last announcement the incidence of "nail hammered into head" injuries has risen by 5000%. Do not, repeat DO NOT hammer nails into your head. Thank you.
Happy ending!
I LAUGH AT MY PAIN!!!!!!!! AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH
Oh and don't attempt to eviscerate yourself with a rusty spoon either.

 

by hajospuunup
7-04-02
Joe watch tv once more...
Emergency announcement - due to a manufacturing defect a batch of nails containing 50% napalm have been sold to the public. DO NOT hammer these into your head as they may ignite...
Happy ending!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In other news, scientists have discovered that (pain + agony) * suffering = life...

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