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An unshaved, long haired man with dilated pupils and a vicious leer approaches a small child.
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| Hello! Do you want some candy?? Then come into my van! | |
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| No. I'm not an idiot. Touch me and your fat backside will get sued by my ridiculously rich parents!!! | |
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| Trust me!! My name is Mr. Candeyman and I own the sweets factory across the road! I'll give you a free tour with a complimentary packet of delicious candy! | |
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| Shut it, son of a dog! You'd better be careful or I'll punch a hole through your silly face! I know your a creepy pervet or a drug addict or a body organ merchandiser! You won't be getting my kidneys! | |
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| As I was conversing to you, I managed to hack into a North Korean missile sattelite and sent a nuclear warhead directed 43 degrees southwards at your head!! Farewell, | |
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