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| Hi and welcome to mental health hotline. If you are obbsessive compulsive press 1 repeatably, If you have mutiple personalites press 2,3,4,5. If your paranoid we know what you are and what you want, s | |
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| If your paranoid we know what you are and what you want, stay on the line and we will trace your call. If your skitzophrenic listin carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press | |
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| If you are dyslexic press 6,9,6,9,6,9 and if you have a nervous disorder, please figit with the hash key till you hear a beep, after the beep, please wait for the beep...........Thank-you | |
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