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Once upon a time there was a boy named Jason. Jason was a happy boy. He smiled and smiled and smiled. He had a girlfriend named Jenn and a cat named Pantera. Pantera was a white, long haired princess cat and she ate raw meat every day. One day she will probably eat Jason.

Jason also writes Bush43 at Artifice Comics and posted comics under the name Wildfire

robot gets some

by heroesmag
11-09-01


	Hey, come here, bitch!


	How much to suck my cock?


	sucky, sucky, five dolla!


	Hmmm....too rich for my blood.


	Oh well, free then!

Bored

by heroesmag
11-09-01


	sigh man I'm bored.


	bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored, eh?


	heh heh heh heh heh, ah, that was fun...

Jesus Saves

by heroesmag
11-09-01

So I was walking through the 'hood one day...


	la dee da

...when I was suddenly attacked by a giant robot!


	eek!


	rarr!

But I used my Holy Flame powers and all was good.


	burn, commie robot bitch!


	aieeeee!!!!!

Stick Breaks Wind

by heroesmag
11-09-01

Stick Breaks Wind


	my bad!

Stuff - Walking Through the Woods

by heroesmag
11-11-01

So I was walking in the woods one day...

...whe I saw a squirrel propositioning a little girl...


	Suck my nuts, kid.


	Sucky, sucky five dollah.

...so then I went home and hammered a nail into my head.


	ouch

War, huh, good god.....

by heroesmag
11-15-01


	CHARGE!!!!


	DIE UNIONIST OPRESSIVE SCUM! FOR VIRGINIA!!!!!

The battle was vicious...


	HA!


	BANG!

..but in the end they were still toy figures with no one to play with them....


	I'm still coming after you!


	I'll get there first!

busted

by heroesmag
11-15-01


	What the hell are you watching? Is that porn?!?!!!


	Uh....no, dear, it's the bible network....


	**sexuhahuhhohsexarfuhoh**

Jesus Loves This Shit

by heroesmag
12-28-02


	Hey, Jesus, what'cha doin'?


	I'm checkin' out that kick ass series at Artifice Comics, Bush43!


	Welcome to Artifice Comics.


	Damn, that series is funny as shit!


	Don't I know it. That Jason character's getting a free pass to heaven for this.


	Free porn here.

Osama's A Fan

by heroesmag
12-28-02

This is Osama Bin Laden.


	I am Osama.

He hated America.


	I hate America!

But then he found AC's Bush43 and all was right with the world.


	I love this shit!

Uncreative

by heroesmag
11-14-05


	Listen, kid, this whole shoving your shit under the bed and saying the room is clean has got to go.


	I mean, how's a guy supposed to live under there with all the Barbies and stuff?


	MOOOOOOMMMMM!!!


	Oh, and I ate your dog.

My Mind Is Full Of Filth That Lacks Humor

by heroesmag
11-14-05


	So then I says to the guy, "hey, move it or lose it!"


	Bastard!


	Yeah, I know. I mean, I gave him fair warning and all.


	I bet that's the last time he sticks his dick in someone's face, let me tell you.


	I bet.

Do What?

by heroesmag
11-14-05


	Put up your dukes!


	But I'm grease drenched fat!


	And you've been hitting on my girl! We's gonna have ourselves a throwdown!


	But I'm delicious on toast with lettuce and tomato!


	So's Fat Albert, but I still kicked his ass around. Let's rumble!


	NOOOO!

Midget Slash

by heroesmag
11-14-05


	I mustn't kill the midget.


	I sure could use me some death...

Balls

by heroesmag
11-14-05


	GAH!


	What's wrong wit you?


	Last time I ran into a cat it took my ball!


	Hey, honey, you hear that? This robot ain't got no balls!


	I do wish you wouldn't shout that out...


	Yep, clean gone! Less balls than you got!

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