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by hetherington
5-21-01
By day, Hetherington spent his days patrolling the highways of Coney Island, baiting passers by in his thick Brooklyn brogue..
whoever sold you that suit had a wonderful sense of humour!
blow me, you little prick...
One day he stumbles across Our Lord Jesus Christ, pogoing across the road on his crucifix...blatantly ignoring the 'Don't Walk' sign... but Hetherington is vigilant...
hey!! schmuck!!i'm rolling here..! what are you, the freekin' messiah?
yes. yes i am actually.
...and rightfully hands him over to the authorities...who give jesus a 3 year stretch for jaywalking... earning hetherington an honorary prison wardship
howl
what am i, a frickin' beagle on a ball?... do i amuse you?... jesus schmeezus...(etc)
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