Elysion's Bush

Author: highwind

Date: January 15, 2004

by highwind
1-15-04
Elysion tunes in to watch a special Fox News Bulletin!
We have reports that tell us that Al Queda has built a giant robotic dinosaur with laser beam eyes! As a result, the country will invade the Moon.
Oh my God!
The U.S. will construct a giant robotic meteor to drop on the robotic dinosaur from the Moon!
Oh my Jesus!
Oh yeah, and the robotic dinosaur is located in...paris.
Oh my Bush!!