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| Hello? SAP Helpline? Yes, it seems SAP is down. | |
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| Did you call the helpline sir? Their hours are 9-5 ...Monday through Friday... | |
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| Uh, aren't YOU the helpline? | |
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| Oh look. It seems you called 20 minutes ago and already raised a ticket for this problem. Our records show that there is no solution at this time. | |
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| LISTEN UP YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M GONNA COME FIND YOU AND KICK YOUR CANDY MOTHERFUCKING LITTLE ASS! | |
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| Are you SURE SAP isn't working, sir? | |
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