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| I'm thinking of auditioning for American Idol. | |
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| Sure, but aren't you missing one aspect? You know, BEING A GOOD SINGER? BEING ATTRACTIVE? BEING LIKEABLE? | |
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| Oh no, that won't be a problem trust me, I've got a perfect strategy that no one's tried yet! You see... TWO HANDS EQUALS TWO PENISES!!! | |
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| And you KNOW Paula will want in on that Randy wang, dog! So I'm thinking, right hand Cowell, "This is the worst handjob I've EVER had!!!" and then the clincher... zippppp, SEACREST...OUT!!!!! | |
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| You just might be the next William HUNG. | |
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