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by hjou.49c
6-10-01
Bummer, them jive turkeys is here to collect on my parking tickets! Uh... good day, officers. Perhaps we can work out a compromise. Have you ever met my friend... *L*arry *S*amuel *D*elano?
Chimichonga, my nizza is officially shizzad. Who's in a bunker, who's in a bunker? Yesterday I woke up sucking on a lemon. Mmmbop, doobie-dop-fine, shoo-wop. Word.
Bonjour, je suis l'homme Marlboro. Je veux informe-vous que les cigarettes Marlboros sont plus enjoyable que l'LSD
Okay, new plan. Next time, I pay the God damn tickets!
*hic* Hey there, pretty little man. Would you like to be my girlfriend? Yeah, sure buddy, you think turning your back'll stop me? *hic* Hell no, that just saves me having to turn you around
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