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by hughesy_mate
10-14-04
"Mr Bile, This letter is to inform you that your subscription to 'Phil Collins Weekly' was successful! Enclosed, you will fi..."
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Must get...demons...out...

 

by hughesy_mate
10-14-04
****, you don't look so good, mate
Yeah *sigh* I'm bloody crook. Gone off my faeces & everything...
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Hey, check it out...I'm Jesus!
I don't get it.

 

by hughesy_mate
10-19-04
Hey Jesus.
Hey Crongo. What's up?
I just feel...feel...inadequate these days. Noone seems to accept me for who I am, &...I really need a friend right now.
Yeah...
Dude, did you know that you have feet for ears?

 

by hughesy_mate
10-19-04
Hey...I've got one...What kind of meat does the Pope eat?
I...I'm not sure...
Nun.
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Hey look! A sandwich...
....

 

by hughesy_mate
10-19-04
"...And he's right on target, now..."
Come on...
"He shoots...HE SCORES!"
OH YEAH!!! YESSSS!!!
"...Join us now for an exclu..."
I swear it, I could watch that assassination over & over again.

 

by hughesy_mate
10-19-04
Don't look at me, arsehole.

 

by hughesy_mate
10-22-04
"Your eyes are like sapphires that sparkle in the moonlight. They are deep blue pools I want to bathe in..."
No...no...
"I bought a bouquet of violets for you, my sweet..." No, that's not right, either...
"I made a batch of chocolate chip biscuits for you..." Nah, c'mon Butch! Think!
"I want your blood & sinew smeared over my machete." Geez, I'm so nervous...
!?

 

by hughesy_mate
10-22-04
Hello, my name is Father McKay. I'm just applying for the porno gig you've got advertised.
Alright buddy, what experience you got?

 

by hughesy_mate
10-22-04
"...I'm gonna make the rest of your measly life a LIVING HELL..."
Hello! It looks like you're writing a death threat. Can I assist you with SPELLCHECK?

 

by hughesy_mate
10-22-04

 

by hughesy_mate
10-22-04
G'day.
G'day.

 

by hughesy_mate
10-23-04
Cock.
Bitch.
Pussy.
Fat cow.
Uhhh...Pig?
So? What's it to you?

 

by hughesy_mate
10-23-04
Look, go to hell buddy!
Oh verrrrry funny, Jesus.

 

by hughesy_mate
10-31-04
Hey John! I'm lovin' that Cthulhu get up! You've gone all out this year.
Thanks! Great party, Matt.
Oi! Matty! Where'll I find another beer?
Haha! Awesome matador outfit, Chris! Umm...try the bar fridge in the lounge.
So...Jay...who are you supposed to be again?

 

by hughesy_mate
10-31-04
...so I said to her, if those aren't your pants, then whose are they?!
Talk about dying on stage...

 

by hughesy_mate
10-31-04
So...uhh...you come here often?
I work here.

 

by hughesy_mate
10-31-04
Hey! You're the Monopoly guy!
Give me all your cash & little, plastic, red & green hotels. Do NOT pass go, do NOT collect $200.
...All your cash...

 

by hughesy_mate
11-10-04
Hey man...peace.
Sorry?
Mercedes Benz?

 

by hughesy_mate
11-10-04
I am Amadeus Locametrius. Wizard & ruler of all time.
Oh no - you're not going to cast a spell on me, are you...I'm just doing my job!
I'm actually having a little trouble with my toilet at the moment & I was enquiring as to how much this plunger costs.

 

by hughesy_mate
11-14-04
Bin Singin'.
Bin Workin'.
Bin Prayin'.
Bin Eatin'.
Bin Laughin'
Bin Laden.

 

by hughesy_mate
12-09-04
"It's fun to stay at the...Y M..."
I swear it, that movie portrayed your likeness to a...T.
You're not...cross...with me now, are you Jesus?
No, I'm just hanging around. Planning on gettin' nailed tonight.

 

by hughesy_mate
12-09-04
Santa! Santa! I've been a good gi...
Rack off, kid. I don't believe in you anymore.

 

by hughesy_mate
12-12-04
Can I help you?
Yes, Father...I...I'm looking for Jesus, but I can't find him...
Oh, I'll just go get him.
Thankyou Father...
Look, I'm on my lunch break, buddy. Can you come back in half an hour?

 

by hughesy_mate
12-12-04
Father?
Yes, my son?
I'm going to be home late tonight. Brad & I are heading down to the bar.
Ok - have fun.

 

by hughesy_mate
12-14-04
Welcome to National Nine News. A large, male Indian Elephant has escaped from Taronga Zoo. The search is on for Tiny with the he...
Somewhere in Sydney...
Aww, crap.

 

by hughesy_mate
12-14-04
We must go back in time, David! Hurry! Get into the machine! NOW!
Alright, alright! Why do we need to travel back, anyway? I only just got here!
If we do not take action, serious consequences would arise. Our town is in trouble, David. I don't want to frighten you, but...
...I forgot to put underpants on thismorning.

 

by hughesy_mate
12-16-04
Dude, you're so cool. What's shakin'?
Nothin' much. Just chillin'.

 

by hughesy_mate
12-31-04
Ooooooh!
Ooooooh!
GHOST! ARGH!
I love your t-shirt...
Uhh...hey, thanks.

 

by hughesy_mate
1-02-05
Hey man, whatchya doin'?
I'm re-writing a movie. Picture this: Milo & Otis in TITANIC II.
As they dog paddled in the icy cold waters of the Atlantic Ocean, they realised that their love for each other was stronger than any flea collar.
*Note to self: run naked through the main street if this movie works.*
This is the next big thing, John. This is the next big thing!

 

by hughesy_mate
1-03-05
Gah! This is the worst day ever...
Ha! You're wearing flanalette!
*Sigh.*

 

by hughesy_mate
1-04-05
Hey! Don't leave the water running while you brush your teeth!
Why not?
Think of all the people in the world that are in need of clean water, man.
What, like the tsunami victims?

 

by hughesy_mate
1-04-05
I AM TOBOR! PREPARE TO BE CORNHOLED BY M...What is Tobor doing in Hughesy's comic?
DX...You promised Tobor adjustments to his telescoping penis...DX?...
Shit! I thought I got rid of him! Hughesy...

 

by hughesy_mate
1-18-05
*Sigh* Just another day at work. Y'know, unlike some people, I love my job.
I must admit, I like the image best. Scythe, cloak, defining fear itself. I swear it, I feel invincible - but maybe that's due to the fact that I am...
...Hey, how you doin', doll face? Why don't you come sit on my lap & we can talk about the first thing that pops up...Oh, you like my scythe?
*Gah!*

 

by hughesy_mate
1-18-05
You'd think I wouldn't have many friends, being the Grim Reaper & all...Oh, hey Sam. 'Sup dawg?
Hey dude.
I've just gotta be really careful with what I say around them, that's all.
Y'know, like, "You're a dead man!" or "I'm gonna kill you!" or "I love you, man."

 

by hughesy_mate
1-18-05
*Ahem* Excuse me, sir...
YOU ARE NOW THE PROPERTY OF THE GRIM REAPER. PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR SOUL TORTURED FOREVER MORE!!!
It's not my time! No!
Ahhh...I'm just kiddin' ya. Haha!
Oh, that was not funny. The fire...&...& the scythe...

 

by hughesy_mate
1-19-05
Say, you look a bit gay, buddy.
So, what if I am?
Oh, well THAT backfired...
Silly Billy...

 

by hughesy_mate
1-19-05
I dunno what I'd do without my scythe. It gives me authority. Dominance. Superiority. I am the essence of fear itself.
Hey Mister! You look like a poo...but with a big knife!
I'm not a poo! You're...you're a meanie! *Sniff*
Haha! Big poo!

 

by hughesy_mate
1-19-05
I have nothing to be afraid of in this job. I'm a pretty scary kinda guy, though. Men fear my presence. They are helpless against my wrath on hu...
...*Gah!* Cops!
Oi, slow down there, buddy. *Snort*

 

by hughesy_mate
1-19-05
Y'know what really annoys me? Stupid people. I swear it, I could just kill them!
Oh, hey Sam.
Hey...why the grim face, dude?
*Sigh*
My cat smells like cheese.

 

by hughesy_mate
1-20-05
People think that Heaven & Hell are worlds apart. Well, that just ain't the case. My job's affiliated with both.
Oh, hey Satan - lookin' a little 'horny'..Hahahaha!
Haha! Dude, 'sup?
Jesus! Ma main man. What's shakin', brother?
Say, Grim, have you seen Satan around? I have a couple of his Britney CD's I've been meaning to give back to him.

 

by hughesy_mate
1-20-05
Let's walk & talk, Sam.
Grim? You know how you're always picking up the chicks?
Yeah, sure do.
There's this friend of mine...&...uhh...
This guy'll be the death of me.
He's looking at getting a scythe of his own. Kinda like yours. He likes uhh...farming...&... Hey! Look at the nice brown cloak in that shop window over there!

 

by hughesy_mate
1-26-05
Oh man, I've really got the life. Women, stable career, nice house & a scythe.
Haha! I rhymed... Hey, not only could I be the Grim Reaper, but a poet or writer on the side.
Your morbid & macabre death awaits you. Prepare to attune yourself to the vast lakes of fire encompassing your hollow soul for all eternity.
Whoa - hang on. Just let me read that speech bubble again...

 

by hughesy_mate
2-03-05
Ohhhh...what a day. I need to get home & have a really long bath, I think.
OH MY GOD! It's...it's...GRIM!
Huh?
I'm your biggest fan, dude! Please...sign my armpits!
*Sigh* I hate groupies.

 

by hughesy_mate
2-19-05
I love going to the movies. It's probably one of my favourite things to do outside of work.
I enjoyed Blade, Chopper, Psycho...
...But my favourite would have to be Legally Blonde. That movie is just so cute!

 

by hughesy_mate
3-04-05
*whistle*
Hmm...wonder how long those ambulances & cop car have been there for?

 

by hughesy_mate
4-09-05
I had a pretty impressive assignment the other day. I had to go & collect the Pope.
He was a nice fella, y'know. Hence why I'd say he was so pope-ular in life.
Ah Jesus, I'm good.
I know.

 

by hughesy_mate
5-03-05
Y'know, I was thinking. Jesus sacrificed himself, but he also sacrificed m&m's. What a great guy! I could never do his job.
Hmm...the whole being 'nailed to the cross' thing? Yeah, I think I could do that. It's just the post-resurrection thing.
The m&m's would fall right through the holes in my hands. Dude, I love m&m's too much.
It ain't easy being Jeesy.

 

by hughesy_mate
5-11-05
*sigh* Being stuck on a desert island in the middle of nowhere sucks.
...Oh man, & just when I thought things couldn't get any worse.
What do you mean by that? how the hell could anything get any worse?!
No...no....it was just that bad coconut you ate earlier. You're just seeing things.
Hi! I'm from Percentage Plus. If you answer some questions about your current bank loan, you may be eligable for $50,000!

 

by hughesy_mate
5-23-05
Say Dave...I was just thinking. y'know what's really bizarre?
What?
They serve fish & chips here at SeaWorld.

 

by hughesy_mate
6-07-05
Scott! What are you doing here at the doctor's?
Oh! Hey Dave, how are you?
I'm good.
You liar!

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