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by humphreymalone
11-19-01
There's nothing more relaxing than sitting on a bench in the park.
........
Away from all the commotion and violence of the big city.
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Gee whiz, nature is swell.
I wonder what his face tastes like.

 

by humphreymalone
11-20-01
Ain't it great being a fish?
Sure is.
I thoroughly enjoy all the fishiness.
As do I.
I would give anything to be a llama.
Me too.

 

by humphreymalone
11-20-01
bawk, bawk, bawk.
moo.
bawk?
MOO!
BAWK, BAWK, BAWK!!!
What the fuck are you bawking about?

 

by humphreymalone
6-25-02
...Dear Johnny, You are a worthless, despicable, rude, lazy, fat, hairy, mean, irresponsible, malodorous, sleazy, immoral, vulgar, immature, silly little man.
I am sick and tired of wasting so much time and energy on this pathetic relationship. Goodbye forever, Sharon
Who the fuck is Sharon??

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