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| I'd like a Guinness, please. | |
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| Hey, Happy St. Paddy's Day! You MUST be Irish! | |
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| Why? Because I ordered a Guinness? Or because I'm wearing green like every other idiot in this bar tonight? Or because you think I'm drunk? | |
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| No! Because you're a redhead! | |
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| Ugh! Would it shatter your world to know you're about the 10TH person to ask me that tonight? Are you aware that most Irish people have DARK hair? Do you think EVERYONE with red hair is Irish? | |
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| Geeez...Happy friggin' St. Paddy's Day! | |
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