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by iamnothing
10-05-01
1 day cute gurl waz waklin' hoem fromme sk00l n saw n evil d00d!!!1
HAHAHAA!!! i r change to supa-f0rm!!!11!
i r haev seXXXy smiel!!!11!
LOLOLOKLOLOLL!!!
i r g0d u 2 deth!!!1!
i r run away fr0m supa-f0rm!

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
n s0 j3sUs chaesz cuTe gurl to the mAll!!
pRepaer 2 diiiiiiieee cutE gurl!!!
i r run n2 maaaaalllll!
were u g0?!
supa-f0rm 4 meeee!
tha pl0t thikenz!
o i c a mic! i will takl 2 massez!
hehehehe He d0n't c itz me!

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
J35u5 /\/\u51nGzzzZ
u r alL sh33p!!1 n i r 0wnZ j00! N stufF!!!@ i r dizguized in supa-f0rm!
i r n00b g0d n i liek r0kky 4! n isHtaR!!!1
WTF
n i liek 3etinG snAilZ cUz i leik iTalIan f00dzz!!!
r u broek mike?
hehehe! n0, n00b!

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
m0re muZingZ...
K. l0ng az ur n0t broek... ahem... i r wuRld leeDr n i r maJur st0k 0wnEr n biLl gAetz r 4 suk!
i liek mEn. o i lUv XP 2!! werR d0 u want 2 g0 2day!?!?!?!?
jEsuS getz smArt!
?
!
..........or not...
NEway! i liek 2 d0 tHa maCarenA n 3et chILi n ch33ze dogz n i drinKz allz teh bear n hte friDge!!!!
i r st00pid n liek n00bz! w00t! w00t! LOL (i r funnyz, chayngin Hiz werdz!)

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
epiFanNy
Hay! u r cute gurl in dizguize!
o o i neEd 2 chaynge!
hahahahaha!!! i r git u now!!!! w00t!
ph34r my maD iQ!!!!
Nooo! I cant' kiLl mySelF!!! iTz a siN!!!!1
LOLOLOLOKLOL!!!!!!

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
n thUs a waR wuz Bgun.....
HAHAHAHAHA!
O I C!!! u waNt 2 plaY?
i r h0p u 2 deth!
!!!
??? WTF ???
i r sk00l gUrl n 1 r kik ur @$$ n0w! K?

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
A short break.
t34m b1g1t is a cautionary creation and nothing more. They are representative of too many quake clans out in the world.
There are really not any people that speak/write this way. And it is my hope that there never will be. In the constant stream of AOL/Yahoo! chatters, we can only pray that they have some sense. Thanks
We off the air?
We're clear. The projection is going out.
w00t.

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
LOLOLOLOL!!!
o o
U O
Teh enD!

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
endGaem bye SamYule Bekkett
i liek bekkett.
mE 2.
Teh EnD!!!!1
leTz die.
K.

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
1-800-CALL-GOD
Hi kids. I know it's hard growing up in secular society today. Everyone has a cell phone, but few have God.
1-800-CALL-GOD
So I have new campaign. It's Dial-a-Miracle. It works like a cham! (and not a Satanic charm)
1-800-CALL-GOD
It might cost you money, but really... what is a few hundred dollars compared to your eternal salvation?
Operators are standing by.

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
And now back to Karaoke All-Nighter!
There'll be no strings to bind your hands, not if my love can bind your heart! ...
And if we're victims of the night...I won't be blinded by the light...
Juice Newton still rocks...
Just call me Angel of the Morning...ANGEL! Just touch my cheek before you leave me, BABY!!!

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
wAtinG 4 g0d0t - saMyuLe beKKeTt
leTz wate 4 goDot hear!!!!1
K.
Teh enD ... R iz iT?

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
h4ml3t - BritNey ShaKeSpeerZ
i r h4ml3t. I r hAEving a Woez mE.
thAtz h4ml3t. w00t!
b00! i r kINg h4ml3t! AVENJE MEEEE!!!!!!
h0ld! u r tr3sp4ssiNgZZ! O h0lee w00t! Itz ole' KinG h4ml3t!!!1 Letz teLL yuNg h4ml3t!
ThenZ he saYz AVENJE MEEEEE! n th3n i eeTz a big Mak! Buy!!!
thX! i r finD hiM 2nite!

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
tHeiR he Iz!!!1
hI sUn. ur m0m iz a bItCh. s0 iz ur unKle. thAy kilLd mE. KiLl thEm, K. Buy.
bY. WoeZ I.
iZ gUnnA g0 n git suM frUm OpheLiA n0w.

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
hi 0ph3li4. kiN i Git sUm?
n0. u n00b. i R g0nn4 g0 n giT wITh 2 geNtlemEn frUm virGiniA. K.
n00000000000000000! geT thEe 2 a nUnnEry1!!!!
k. byeee.
i tHink i'Llz riTe a Play n katCh my unKle!!!!1

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
i lUv ur wyFe n i r kIlL u ded!!! n hAve cr0wn!!!
h4ml3tzz pleY haZ i$$uez.
XcuZe mE, geRtrudE, buT i haVe 2 peE. K. Buye.
i knEwz iT!!!!!!11!1

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
m0m! unKle KiLLd daD!
I no. l00k at mY b00bz sUn!
WoeZ I!!! I b00bfeedZ unTil I waZ 17!!!
w00t!!!!
i stAb u uNklE! 00ps.
i r dEd!

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
I'm Rozencrantz.
I'm Guildenstern.
We're h4ml3t's friends.
But we're hardly in the play at all.
That's why we like Tom Stoppard.
A lot.

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
ur g0 2 enGlanD! Taek thiS deTh waRRanT, 2.
K.
O O. thAy r kiLL mE! i r hiTch ried wiTh pyRateZ! w00t!
Great. We're gonna die now. And I never did figure out which way the wind blows...
i r slUt n kiLlz mysElf n0w.

 

by iamnothing
10-05-01
i r laErtieZ! mY si$ter n dAd r g0ne! n0w i cAn't maek mY pr0n! i haet h4ml3t!
s0 d0ez paUl RudNick!
i r bakc! i Fite u!
K.
Teh Edn.
i kilLd thEm alL n n0w i diE!

 

by iamnothing
10-12-01
Letters to Jesus
Dear Jesus, my teacher says I'm stupid. Is she right? Love, Sarah
....hmmm...Well, Sarah, she's only half-right.
You're ugly, too.

 

by iamnothing
10-12-01
More Letters to Jesus...
Dear Jesus, thank you for being the One True God. Love, John.
...heh...
Dear sender, this letter is being forwarded to Allah. Thank you for using the Heavenly Postal Service.

 

by iamnothing
2-04-02
Jesus teaches us all...
Dear Jesus, I caught mommy with the mailman. Should I tell daddy? Love, Kim.
Uh Kim...I think you need to tell MOMMY...not daddy...
...things we never wanted to know.
See, he was wearing your mothers dresses again...

 

by iamnothing
2-04-02
The awful truth...
Dear JC, Bill here. Do you hate me cuz I'm gay? Write back soon, K?
Dear Bill. I don't hate you because you're gay. I know lots of gay people here in heaven.
I hate you because you're you.

 

by iamnothing
2-04-02
How horrible!!!
Sssssizzler... Ssssssizzler... Ssssssssizzzzzlerrrr!
For a limited time only.
All you can eat shrimp and reindeer steaks... $9.99

 

by iamnothing
2-04-02
Some people can't figure out what they believe...
Dear Jesus, I don't believe in you. Rick
...
And it confuses the hell out of the rest of us.
WTF?

 

by iamnothing
3-28-02
Common Misunderstanding...
You know, I love Dr. Strangelove.
Oh! Me too!
I loved that! That's the gyno movie with the spreader and icepack, right?!
.......No....that's Dr. Strangeglove.
Oh.....Uh.....Yeah.....I never saw that....I heard it was bad, tho....

 

by iamnothing
10-10-02
Coolest "Dear Jesus" letter ever
Dear Jesus, I just wanted to say thanks. - Alice
...you didn't ask for... anything...?
You just earned your way to Heaven, Alice.

 

by iamnothing
12-04-02
Women learn from experience...
Can I touch your boobs?
Men learn from porn.
Oh! Veronica! Let's get our whole dorm and have wild monkey sex with that guy watching us!!!
I sssooo need to go to college!

 

by iamnothing
12-04-02
Women think they are fat, whether they are or not.
I am so fat.
Heya, babe!!!
...er, hi...
Men think they are sexy, whether they are or not.
She so wants me!

 

by iamnothing
12-04-02
Creeping Jesus
Being the Son of God, there are very few things that creep me out...
That's one of them.

 

by iamnothing
12-13-02
One lazy day in Heaven...
What should I do today?
YOU COULD ANSWER MY PRAYERS!!!!!
Maybe I'll just hang out.

 

by iamnothing
12-17-02
One day...
Stop oggling me.
they...
*sigh*
Loser.
WILL PAY!!!

 

by iamnothing
3-17-03
Is it bad...
...to find the heart you cut out for Valentines Day...the next Christmas?

 

by iamnothing
4-23-03
Dear Jesus. My parents bought me a Jetta but I wanted that new Saturn with the GPS tracking and satellite radio.
Could you please damn them to hell because I can't be seen with my friends in a Jetta. That would be totally lame.
Dear Jessica, I just talked your parents into buying you a used El Camino.

Cheers, bitch.

 

by iamnothing
4-23-03
In a normal conversation...
You know what's hotter than one hot girl? Twin hot girls!
Yeah. I wonder what it'd be like to have sex with twins.
No fu-
-cking way.
Dude. Even your imagination is dissing you.
Creepy, isn't it?

 

by iamnothing
9-18-03
I've noticed that a lot of my vegan friends like anal sex and yet freak out if you eat a hotdog.
But really, if they don't mind a little ass-to-mouth sex, how can they get pissed at me for eating a weiner?
It's all lips and assholes, isn't it?

 

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by iamnothing, 8-25-05

 

by iamnothing
6-07-06
Removed by Moderator
No offense, but the lack of logic in this statement is simply asspounding.
Removed by Moderator
and to follow with this is just... i'm speechless. Some maturity would be nice.
Removed by Moderator
This is just fruitless to talk with you. It's... It's just a waste of time.

 

by iamnothing
12-27-06
Word of the Berserk
I'm waiting for my rights, I done nothing in the meantime and I'm going to do nothing until I'll get them.
...
...So you're going to do nothing...just laze around the apartment and...do nothing. Activism just got a new kick to the couch...

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