And now... a special message from your Lord and Savior.

Author: iamnothing

Date: October 5, 2001

by iamnothing
10-05-01
1-800-CALL-GOD
Hi kids. I know it's hard growing up in secular society today. Everyone has a cell phone, but few have God.
1-800-CALL-GOD
So I have new campaign. It's Dial-a-Miracle. It works like a cham! (and not a Satanic charm)
1-800-CALL-GOD
It might cost you money, but really... what is a few hundred dollars compared to your eternal salvation?
Operators are standing by.