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by ibentmywookie
12-29-01
Why hasn't Satan called to wish me luck? I could get him over thirty souls tonight at Little Jimmy's party.
The smell of burning plastic filled the air
My favortie phone! Damn you Satan!!!!!!
This is worse then that time I let Bozo shoot his wad on my face, and some of the jizzum got in my eye and I couldn't see for six whole days. It still burns a little when I cry.

 

by ibentmywookie
12-29-01
Once upon a time there was a pimp...
Hey little mister squirrel. Yo shit is on fire. Ya want to be runnin' some tricks fo me?
Who met a Squirrel...
I beg your pardon. Pimp's aren't funny. Especially cliche ones like yourself. So nay I will not turn tricks for you! I spit upon your shoes you foul awful man.
And they lived happily ever after.
Shit! That one wack ass little rat.
Take it easyTito Jackson.

 

by ibentmywookie
12-29-01
I just wanted to make with the hump-hump. You didn't have to get me drunk so you could shoot of my throb rod. It's just not right.
Oh...well gee...I'm soooo sorry. I suppose you have a better plan?
If you needed some pants you could have just asked me, I would have bought you some.
I need a little more pump from your chump when we hump. You heathenish bastard.
Sugartits! I am giving it all it's got!
You pathetic goateed prick. The tv has sucked the life from your balls, and all I've got is hot bathes and reruns of All My Children.

 

by ibentmywookie
12-30-01
Scene 1 Act 1
I'm a funky robot who likes to get down! I got that groove in my pants that makes me dance! Can you feel it? ugh! ugh! Can You Feel it? yeah yeah!
Scuse me sunny jim. I beg your pardon, but can you show me how to get jiggy wit it?
Dude. It's not something I can testify to, It's just how I get down. Can you teach a cat how to bark? shit no. You ain't got it little man.
I can't believe how much I suck *sob* *sob*
wah wah!! Look at me I am a chubby fatso who can't dance, and wishes he could. Can you teach me. wah wah

 

by ibentmywookie
12-30-01
Robodancer lays it down for ya...
I'm not a unique snowflake. There are many robots that look like me. What makes me special is my abilities in the art of dance. I'm a hip hot musical robot dancing to the beats that turn you on!
Rule #1:Don't break my groove. If this bots a rockin' don't start your talkin'.
Mr.Robodancer sir can I have an autograph?
MUTHA FUCKA!!! Feel my hot furious robot fist of death!!!

 

by ibentmywookie
5-20-03
What do you want?
Well Let's see...Mr.StupidSmellyArm I will have a Wackoburger with extra nuts hold the bun and meat...a large nut shake and a side order of nut fries. And make it snappy.
Your mama was a nut muncher.
I can't believe the guard used my to jack himself off.
You are such a whore.

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