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by identitycrisis
4-20-01
stuck in the middle with you
i think im in trouble

 

by identitycrisis
4-20-01
meanwhile..
i can feel it kicking in
what?
can i touch your boobs?
what are you doin, kevin bacon?

 

by identitycrisis
4-20-01
so it's four twenty..
fucking hippies
yeah, i..
i'm so weak
i know, arpad, i know..

 

by identitycrisis
4-20-01
one day, in oakland
hey ricky
what's up?
not much.. i'm kinda bored..
well.. i'll be right back
three and a half minutes later
better?
let's go light wreckage on fire!!

 

by identitycrisis
4-20-01
one day at my telemarketing job
i have come to kill the phones
too late, arpad, your new supervisor just coated all the phones in unbreakable teflon..
hi, i'm your new boss!
what?

 

by identitycrisis
4-20-01
at the bar
wow, what a pretty girl
hi, i'm..
approx. two seconds later
hey arpad, whatcha doin'?
looking for my pride..

 

by identitycrisis
4-20-01
at the bar
wow, what a pretty girl
hi, i'm..
approx. two seconds later
hey arpad, whatcha doin'?
looking for my pride..

 

by identitycrisis
4-20-01
and then!
hello, i'm arpad
hello, i'm jasin kirin, that's spelled "j-a-s-i-n"
hmmm wheres an act of god when ya need one?
blah blah blah goth poetry blah blah
and then!
AHHHHHH!!!

 

by identitycrisis
4-20-01
gosh!
hey cthulu, is this your doing?
yes! and soon you will be annihilated by old god explodey!!
huzzah! ricky squashes tentacle face
kamen rider etc etc.. it's what i do!!
say, where the hell are we?
you're funny!

 

by identitycrisis
4-20-01
what the hell is this, a roots' album cover?

 

by identitycrisis
4-20-01
why is it that..
every bloody programmer on the planet thinks he's some kind of indy rocker that looks like this?
hmm my twenty dollar starbucks insulted coffee containment unit isnt as well insultaed as the one i could've bought on ebay last night..
the truth can be a sad, sad thing..

 

by identitycrisis
4-20-01
why is it that..
every bloody programmer on the planet thinks he's some kind of indy rocker that looks like this?
hmm my twenty dollar starbucks insulated coffee containment unit isnt as well insulated as the one i could've bought on ebay last night..
the truth can be a sad, sad thing..

 

by identitycrisis
4-20-01
why is it that..
mixing drugs like extacy and acid havent killed all of the fools who have taken it too excess?
there is but one god and that god is i my name is i am
i am sooooo cool right now
i mean jesus, back in the eighties some talented musician did a line of coke and kicked the bucket every other week.. why do ravers have such strong insides?!
please, stop, for me?
yeah, like i'm going to listen to YOU?

 

by identitycrisis
4-21-01
why is it that..
..you're wearing boxer shorts?
tightie whities squish the unit.

 

by identitycrisis
4-22-01
and i think that it's a fucking joke that we finally talk about music on the pittpunk dot com's message board, and it's censored!
it's sodding awful, oi!
AHHHHHH!!!!!
elsewhere
fucking kids..

 

by identitycrisis
4-22-01
ricky! what the fuck happened to you?
kamen rider kuuugaaaaa!!!
what can be done?
satan give me yer sweet sweet love!!
sorry that took me so long
KAMEN RIDER KUUUUUGAAA!!!!

 

by identitycrisis
4-22-01
ricky! what the fuck happened to you?
kamen rider kuuugaaaaa!!!
what can be done?
satan give me yer sweet sweet love!!
sorry that took me so long
KAMEN RIDER KUUUUUGAAA!!!!

 

by identitycrisis
4-22-01
one day, in oakland
hi, i'm the end of dave brigade's penis!
holy shit!
..so where's dave?
meanwhile, somewhere in the redwood forests of california
anyone know where the hell the end of my k0k is?

 

by identitycrisis
4-24-01
and at the anti-flag show..
what's up chris, i'm arpad
arpad?! motherfucker!!
scene of unimaginable violence
yeah, i..
YYAAHHHHH!!!!
shouldn't i be in pain right now..?
damn vegan supliments

 

by identitycrisis
4-26-01
yes kiddies!
so a good acid comic strip awlays involves the subject
and a friend
suddenly
a crazy background change? how shocking!
you must be tripping, now!
wow!
everything's back to normal!
so funny this is!

 

by identitycrisis
4-26-01
due to popular request there will never, ever be another stupid fucking normal trippy normal acid comic ever again
so predictable

 

by identitycrisis
4-26-01
a letter from bob the chicken!
dear arpad: finally going through with my plastic surgery..
say goodbye to the bob you once knew and say hello to a whole new guy
a bob who wont look like he gets eaten once a week
guess who?!

 

by identitycrisis
4-26-01
bob the chicken has had plastic surgery to avoid looking like something that's eaten regularly
so what do you think?
where are you going?

 

by identitycrisis
4-26-01
damn, it's cold in here!
it's a good thing i'm wearing boxers, my unit's so shrunken i think it tried to crawl back up..

 

by identitycrisis
4-26-01
hey jesus i got a question?
yes, my son?
do your farts smell bad? you ARE the son of god..
sweet mary never mind
huhuhuhuhuh don't even haveta pull my finger..

 

by identitycrisis
4-27-01
why is it that..
YAAAAYYY!!!!
all the djs pick the same fuckin icon too? like programmers i can understand.. but djs?
hey whats a nice preteen like you doing on a digital radio station like this?
ewwwww
hey i want to be respected as my indiviuality as a radio dj..
dude! godsmack! dude!

 

by identitycrisis
4-27-01
the author would like to apologize for the various agregious spelling and grammatical errors in his comics.
that's funny?
fuck you

 

by identitycrisis
5-08-01
a rather odd sex crazy has hit the nation..
pumpkin es bueno
pumpkin es bueno
doctors baffled! parents disgusted!
how can i help this poor little girl?
pumpkin es bueno
is there no hope for the american libido?
telephone es bueno
holy fucking shit!

 

by identitycrisis
5-08-01
at goth night..
i am sp0000ky
is that.....?
i am sp0--
JOE MELBA?
you found me out!
you're a sad, sad excuse for an accountant..

 

by identitycrisis
5-09-01
one day, at the drawing board
well, my most popular comic is still "movie reference," the first strip i did on this fucking thing..
a shame!
i swear to god you think out a joke and no one likes it, but you refer to "resivoir dogs" out of sheer lack of idea and boom! a winner!
an abhoration on comedy!
there HAS to be more to comics and humor than fucking pop culture jokes
GREAT SCOTT!

 

by identitycrisis
5-20-01
and the polls in pittsburgh finally come to a close..
hey arpad!
hey josh.. so it's finally all over with?
yeah..
well you know, you did get 1300 votes.. that's still very impressive..
i know.. well.. maybe this sudden appearance of facial hair will get me in with the ladies..
sure it will, josh, sure it will

 

by identitycrisis
5-20-01
face it josh your a bloody hippie!!
what?
should i just kill you, or make you listen to my beatles collection first?

 

by identitycrisis
5-31-01
thank you for making me president..
and bless dick cheney, and the supreme court justices, and all the senators..
and i wnat a pony, and a new cowboy hat..
i hate him, i hate him, i hate him

 

by identitycrisis
5-31-01
dear arpad: it's truly, truly horrible here..
i hate my hippie roomate. all he ever does is listen to dylan..
..and get stoned
WAZZAP??!! heheheheheh WAZZZAAPPP???!!

 

by identitycrisis
4-29-02
forgot i had an account here
i used to think i was funny, wrote a whole bunch of shit over like a two month period..
not quite sure where that train of thought originated from
now that im back and in the same writing rut i seem to always be in, i think a delicate blend of sad humor and timing is the trick to funny comics. or should i say "comix?"
enjoy.

 

by identitycrisis
4-29-02
after all that kidding about a hippie stoner roommate, god has finally cursed me..
i think today ill talk about weed and modest mouse.. AGAIN!
i dont think i could ever get tired of either of those two things!
unless its jeff buckley covering the smiths!
..what?

 

by identitycrisis
4-29-02
THEN WHAT HAPPENED!
rabbit i must ticket you for pubic masturbation
NO pubic masturbation fines grow heavy on my SOUL!!
yes, fur creature, escape is nesseccary.
so much uncoldness!
feet amazingly creepy?
EVERYONE GET FACE TUMOURS!!
now i find myself a small native american child of indeterminable sex. sex is for bunnies, not small native american children.
WORRY FROM CANCEROUS FACE TUMOURS!!

 

by identitycrisis
4-29-02
i wonder where the ducks go?
damn i sure do feel like an outsider
holden, i really like yo--
i need you like i need crabs, bitch.
damn i sure do feel like an outsider
well, i failed at everything.. i wonder where the ducks go?

 

by identitycrisis
4-29-02
man im bored lets go to the other coast
i want apple pie
man im bored lets go to the other coast
i want apple pie
man ive fucked so many waitresses i was almost to happy to beat you up for being a fuckin fag
man im bored lets go to the other coast and get some apple pie

 

by identitycrisis
4-29-02
im a bug this morning.
or am i?
ah well, now im dead.

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