All comics by idkwat

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by idkwat
1-24-06
INTERNET CONNECTION LOST
WTF! I'm calling Comcast
My internet isn't working. What's wrong with your server?
Our server is working perfectly fine. You must have done something to the computer
Well i'm positive that everything here is working fine

 

by idkwat
1-24-06
INTERNET CONNECTION LOST
WTF! I'm calling Comcast
My internet isn't working. What's wrong with your server?
Our server is working perfectly fine. You must have done something to your computer
Well i'm positive that everything here is working fine

 

by idkwat
1-24-06
INTERNET CONNECTION LOST
WTF! I'm calling Comcast
My internet isn't working. Is there something wrong with your server?
Our server is working perfectly fine. You must have done something to your computer
Well i'm positive that everything here is working fine

 

by idkwat
1-24-06
Sup?
I'm so happy exams are over! I definitely passed that English exam
Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
Well we did a couple years ago.
...
Wait, what?

 

by idkwat
1-24-06
...but it turns out she wasn't really the one!
HAHAHA, You're so funny.
Thanks, so are you. You remind me of a girl I used to date
That went well

 

by idkwat
1-24-06
I have so much emotion bottled up inside me and I don't know what to do
I remember what happened last time you said that
I just got a great idea
And I was just leaving

 

by idkwat
1-24-06
HOLY CRAP, there's noise coming from the closet
I'm gonna die
AHHHH! There's a monster in my closet! Somebody help!
Oh stop your whining. All the other closets were full

 

by idkwat
1-24-06
TRIPLE KILL
YES! I'm amazing at Halo 2
KILLING SPREE
No one can touch me
YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED
Damn

 

by idkwat
1-24-06
I should write a comic about nothing
Why
Larry David and JerrySeinfeld did it with a TV show and made millions of dollars
But Seinfeld is funny
Whats your point

 

by idkwat
1-24-06
What are you doing later tonight?
I'mf onin to hen ston en ten to neb comoivese
Dude, you really need to learn how to type
I know how to do everything. I just try to type too fast sometimes
Once again, you should learn how to type
Fkcu yooun nuyo pieoic ogff sihti

 

by idkwat
1-24-06
Simon Cowell's audtion
It's the moooost wonderful tiiiiime of the...
(Paula)
You $#@!ing suck
Bloody hell Paula, what do you know about singing
Well this sucks

 

by idkwat
1-25-06
What did the vampire have for dinner
I don't know
A bloody mary
Haha
I heard that!
Shit

 

I want to suck everything out of you
Not another gay
by idkwat, 1-25-06

 

Your temperature is 105 degrees, we need to get you to a hospital
It's the middle of the desert you fucking retard
by idkwat, 1-25-06

 

by idkwat
1-25-06
I'm Chad Kroeger
I love your song "With arms wide open"
That's Creed you stupid bitch
So I hear Simple Plan has a new song

 

Well this is an awkward situation
by idkwat, 1-25-06

 

Satan's Chef School
Well we're gonna let you defrost on high for about 10 minutes
by idkwat, 1-25-06

 

by idkwat
1-25-06
This is gonna be great
I have a letter for Iam... Ugly?
HAHA
Oh I'm about to go postal on your ass
George Bush doesn't care about penguins either

 

by idkwat
2-08-06
We're going to give you a shot of this and you'll be just fine
What is it
Its just some anti-biotics
Maybe i should have checked the label first

 

by idkwat
2-08-06
I have the diagnosis right here and you have AIDS
I'm going to die!
Ya, sucks to be you

 

by idkwat
2-08-06
I want a cheesburger and fries
Would you be upset if I told you we're out of fries?
Take a guess

 

by idkwat
3-03-06
Can I have some money?
I need it for dinner
Do you need your intestines?
Actually i might have some extra cash

 

by idkwat
3-03-06
What the hell are you crying about?
My girlfriend just broke up with me
She's in a happier place
Maybe
Chef School
And next we're gonna add some bacon to the dip

 

by idkwat
3-03-06
Hey Death, what's heaven like?
Don't worry about it, you're going to hell
But I'm Brad Pitt
Like I said

 

I'm John Kerry
Nice to meet you Mr. President, Oh wait you never won
by idkwat, 3-03-06

 

Are you in for being too ugly?
Are you in for being a cock?
by idkwat, 3-03-06

 

And I'll turn the mic over to my wife, Hilary
by idkwat, 3-03-06

 

This could be a problem
by idkwat, 6-27-06

 

by idkwat
6-27-06
How's life?
Besides the fact that i'm standing in quicksand, great
That's a bitch
Tell me about it

 

by idkwat
6-27-06
I'm going to kill you
How is it that we're standing in the clouds anyway?
You had to ask

 

by idkwat
6-27-06
Are you the grinch?
No Cindy-Lou, now get the $#@! back in your bed before i suck all the blood out of you, you scheme-ruining little bitch
Crazy white girl

 

by idkwat
6-27-06
I'm Ralph Nader
Were you expecting a joke?

 

I can turn into a bat
I'm gay, but you don't hear me bragging
by idkwat, 9-06-06

 

by idkwat
9-07-06
Who the hell are you?
YOUR GHOST FROM THE FUTURE
That's great
Why are you always so emo, you know you are allowed to smile
Well you don't seem very happy
Again with the negative attitude

 

by idkwat
9-07-06
Who are you?
I'm like a hippy bro
So you wanna like hook me up with some goods

 

THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!
And I thought washing ashore was the worst part of my day
by idkwat, 9-07-06

 

by idkwat
9-07-06
Do you enjoy looking like a gay?
These shorts don't look gay
You're right, they look beyond gay
You're such a bitch
At least I'm not a gay
I'm gonna go ahead and take a loss for this arguement

 

OMG, did you find that poor cat in that creepy house?
Actually i found it in a chinese restaraunt
by idkwat, 9-08-06

 

It would probably be a lot more helpful if you just got in the bag
by idkwat, 9-08-06

 

Penis
by idkwat, 9-08-06

 

I'm going to suck out your intestines then rip out your liver and saute it in your buring body fat
MY GOD MY BALLS $#@!ING ITCH LIKE HELL!
by idkwat, 9-08-06

 

by idkwat
9-11-06
Well as you can see I'm not looking for any type of long term relationship

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