Press Briefing.

Author: il_schmucko

Date: April 7, 2003

by il_schmucko
4-07-03
In the hopefully not-too-distant future:
Hello, all, and nice to see you again. I'm Donald Rumsfeld, but you already knew that.
I'm happy to report that the war is over, and America victorious. For sharing this joyous occasion with us, the President has authorized me to give each reporter here a special gift.
Free gasoline for life?
Damn! It was supposed to be a secret!